Sifu

Comeback is complete.

Game on.

Teddy's wound up Oh ffs, those screams from the lasses.

Ah, Clarence

Need an England goal to liven this up.

Walk it off Gordon, walk it off.

Dirty.

Olly Murs limping? Good, the screams will stop now.

Knock him out!

That really is a brilliant finish. Cisse-esque.

Canny.

Pretty sure something like this was said during the last Soccer Aid too, haha.

Ratboy is shite

Dear Roy, Please hack down Olly Murs. Thanks.

f***'s sake, why do the people of Manchester like Olly Murs? EDIT: well in Jaap.

Should have got a "celebrity commentator" really.

It's boiling here. Very nice. Manchester's been amazing for the last week. Might be raining in the next few days though...

Mike Myers and Will Ferrell upfront

It's boiling here. Very nice.

So Howard Webb is the ref. Watch this descend into a farce

You can tell the football season has ended...COMMENT ON ANYTHING!!!! Haha, indeed! 12 more days until the Euros though - can't come soon enough.

This J2O advert....err, right...

Allardyce and Reid. Oh happy days.

Robbie Savage providing the punditry. I reckons Roy Keane is going to rough up quite a few of the celebrities.