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Kid seems wild as funk. But then you recall that he's a Maddog Tindall pick and so it starts to make sense! I hope he proves to be a baller for JT's sake. I'm backing him

It’s the English FA Cup, what makes you think we’ll be drawn to play in Australia?

Do you mean ‘Newcastle-online numerical computation expert statisticians?’ (Nonces)

What now any to know is how Big Joe gets away with playing in Speedo’s every game?!

We’re basically like Oprah on tour with the Sky6 at their stadiums. “And you get a beating! And you get a beating! And you get a beating! You all get a beating!!” can’t wait for our turn at Maine Road and Anfield

Fair play!

Can’t tell if you lean psychological or physiological? But yeah probably both with the B-Man back!

That kinda behaviour can get one arrested!

I want one of these for Sandy! And Isak! And Hall! Basically one for each player except Dubravka!

Beautiful this. Made my heart flutter!

Keep until he retires for me. He’ll get plenty of minutes with Europe and going deep in the cups.

Guardiola managed Foden this way. He didn’t give him full game time for like 5 years and he’s developed great.

Botman may be able to cover for Schar

Wouldn’t using the accents of intelligent Geordies work just as well? ;-)

Squad sizes need increasing. It’s the only realistic way

Willock. If he’s said that, he’s wrong.

Where does Barnes play?

Best thing about his goal against Wolves was that it started with Pope playing out with his feet!

I love this! The level of commitment to banter reminds of the Janitor from Scrubs. Great work!

Messi was Schumacher. But Ben Arfa was Senna!

If Carsley gets the England gig full time Trafford will be an full international in a year or 2 and his value will skyrocket. PSR-tastic!

Leipzig’s problem not ours!

More like TripAvoider!

Sounds like they both have equal ability as a shot-stopper so should be a straight swap!