Colos Short and Curlies

19 games left, reckon we need to score a minimum of 25, more likely 30 to get the points needed to stay up. 8 from Wood 2 from Trippier (free kicks obv) 1 from Shelvey 3 from the centrebacks 2 from ASM 1 from Murphy Need someone to step up, make more from set pieces or bring in another goal scorer but Wood is a step in the right direction

Listening to 5live on Sat it did seem like we threw a lot of crosses in. Keep Fraser fit and he can supply a good number and then we now have threat from set pieces with Trippier. not the worst option to have. also buys us a few weeks until we get PEA on loan after ACON

I suppose the risks are (a) an injury or (b) the player downing tools. I'm sure that discreet talks will have been made across agents and clubs but nothing more than toe dipping

Not even Gravesy?

Email from the club shop showing a 15 shirt with his name on. don’t think I’ll get used to this joined up thinking from the club

Anyone remember Pizza rolls? Microwave pizza donut type things, nuclear hot sauce. pretty sure they got banned they were so hot

Howe’s Kilcline?

If I was in charge of Everton it would be a loan with a view to a perm in the summer - keep him out of the two games we still have to play against them

He sounds like a pirate as well. From the very limited snippets I've seen I think I'd prefer Alvarez but wouldn't say no to Barbosa

But in the air we get to test his legs in Spain, torso in France and arms in the UK We're a global superpower now

Let’s get our South American ambassadors on the phone to senor Alvarez right now

Get Gini in on loan and get him to sell the club to Botman

She has a face as long as Dave Challinor throw in

Do Amazon still get to show the postponed games when they are played? their package was for x number of games iirc and not for a game week

Nah nah nah nah nah nah

They’ve only lost one at home this season, even without the injuries it would be a tough one. get it postponed until the signings are in!

you ever been to Wolverhampton? I seriously doubt that’s true! likelyhood is every club has the same core proportion of non heads on Twitter, we’re unfortunate in having hard man Wraith with a bit of national exposure, but the likes of the dentist and Burnsie are two a penny

We’ve got a solid spine now. Big Joe

the racist can stay away thanks

If ASM is out for a few months I’d look at bringing in Ben Arfa on a short term deal. we can get him into training tomorrow and ready for the cup game. may only be an impact sub but it wouldn’t get in the way of the longer term deals.

it’s Christmas, give Joe the 10

Thought the reffing was pretty decent today tbf. of course your screaming for a pen and a red but he kept it flowing and was consistent to both sides

it’s like the reverse of 95/96 for me, storming second half of the season coming up

I know the 95 shirt is iconic but that is my favourite NUFC shirt. Top at Christmas. Maybe next year!

that sounds pretty similar to the substance of the P&L test re control and separation. it’s lifted straight from company law on related parties