Colos Short and Curlies

Emma Barton is holding up well mind. Almost worth being subjected to the Gaffney Sonia sandwich

Sonia's on Pointless now if anyone needs a refresher

Brighton Away first game Liverpool Home Boxing Day Villa Home last game

Wasn't he a permanent signing at Leicester? On loan afaik

Could Tielemans and Longstaff work together in midfield? Takeover needed to make it realistic obviously

This is Ashley, he'll be taking them to save a few quid on signage in his stores

Pretty fair generalisation Thought showers was another, now thankfully defunct corporate bullshit phrase. We always used to print out these (bit old now but you get the meaning) and play bullshit bingo in the opening plenary session with the GM at conference, until some knackered decided to jump up and shout ‘house’. http://i.imgur.com/CqhrV21.jpg Take Ownership 'Raise it up the flagpole and see who salutes' is my personal favourite

Be released on the stock exchange first with the official announcement soon after I would have thought No SE requirement, Ashley owns us direct, not via SD

Could well be the lack of stress, I know I appear to have a bit less salt and bit more pepper when I'm free of stress

People are not that stupid ffs. Enough are for them to get on Talksport or 606 and the media run with it from there

I hear they have been bought by a Chinese business man. Lee Gwon

Pot farm at SJP? Rafa's warchest for the summer

And getting around £4m for Perez

ah,,,wut Aye wont be us, but it is (albeit before any summer activity) looking like a season where a Wolves or similar team can get very close to the top 4 simply as there is a bit of turmoil on the horizon at more than just a couple of the usual suspects

Spurs maybe to replace Llorente?

https://www.football365.com/news/five-reasons-mbappe-should-absolutely-join-newcastle

"Some dorty fooker sent sexy pics of Sonia's beef curtains to me.. for that reason Im in."

عزيزي الشيخ خالد ، أنا أعرف ناد للتعري حيث تسمح لك الفتيات بالبصق على المهبل. اكتب مرة أخرى لمزيد من المعلومات. خاصة بك، الأقسام Pray tell where one would find such a place. Asking for a friend

Wasn't his reasoning that he wanted to experience a new league? Can only see him in Spain or Italy if he leaves this summer

I literally cannot imagine a less rafa player than him He'd fit a Rafa team fine, his workrate is seriously underrated when he's motivated

Left Back, on a free. Seems to fit

Getting ready for MA's third thread. Hopefully the last one

Big difference between £350 mil and £2 billion though

Have any other mega takeovers happened so early in preseason? If it is real then we've got a full summer of fun ahead, even Man City fans only got deadline day in the first year

The problem with the outs is that apart from the ones we'd rather keep hold of, where is the market to sell? Gayle we should be able to sell at market value but I don't see who pays for the remainder. Joselu - £1m-£2m if we are lucky Murphy - more likely to get a loan or sell for £8m than getting double figures for him Hayden - will have teams after him, but £20m? Can't see it despite his fine second half of the season Yedlin or Manquillo - Championship/abroad but for a relatively low fee Shelvey - I'd keep but he only fits a few clubs and I don't see a top half team being in for him so £15m-£20m tops I'd happily swap Gayle and Murphy for Rondon and Abraham - probably a £10m outlay on top from us to do this which then leaves £40m + sales to cover a couple of full backs, a winger (James at £15m wouldn't be the worst idea ever) and at least 2 centre midfielders. Doable I suppose, but we're going abroad to make it happen