Colos Short and Curlies

nah that’s actually quite funny by their pa guys.

Basically Tindall is who we all imagine ourselves to be on a night out. only difference is that actually pulls every time, without even fucking trying

Superb header from peach of a cross

feel dirty saying it but I don’t mind old Monkey Heed and tbf he did a decent job at the dark place

Hopefully their first team are waiting for the Mega Bus to Lille and we get their reserves.

He doesn't have to be if him playing allows 2 of the Jos to be more attacking or play tweaks to make even more of ASM / more of Wood etc

Saudi's or on the direction of the Saudi rulers? There is a massive difference when it comes to relations and potential repercussions/sanctions.

I wonder if they buy insurance for each flight or have an annual policy. Could easily see cover for a single flight to eat into most of that £20k

palace is in the cup isn’t it?

no way they get 12, maybe 4 at a push, and that’s if we don’t turn up next week and only take a point

Looking at Everton’s fixtures and a point against them should mean they don’t catch us even if we lose every other game

Everton would be pretty fucked ffp if they go down wouldn’t they? despite the 100s of millions spent they don’t have too many high value saleable assets. Richarlison, DCL and maybe T-Rex but there’s only really spurs who are getting to the point of needing a new number 1 in the big 6

Would need to extend the stadium first for that

Sports direct / Flannels or whatever his company is called now could raise the finance for that deal if he was desperate for another Prem club. Not going to happen though, even if it is the distressed sale scenario he so loves

Have some respect, it's in no way quite funny that Everton could be in the bottom 3 tonight. It's absolutely fucking hilarious that they could be bottom 3 and 5 points behind Burnley by the time they next kick off

Not inconceivable that Everton are 5 behind Burnley by the time they next kick off and 6 behind us. Worst case for them is that Watford beat Arsenal as well to bring them level. that either puts a rocket up their arses or causes them to drown in the brown stuff

Is there a site that works out when teams cannot get relegated? City cannot be caught by Burnley now ? but just on points between 3rd bottom and other teams everyone else could be caught. 100% that with teams playing each other it’s actually mathematically impossible for more teams to go down, top 4 maybe? I think we’ll be safe by game week 34 with an assumption that we lose our 3 away games in a week. Won one or two of them, especially Everton and I’ll bring that to week 30

Best number 7 we've had since Rob Lee, who in turn was the best since KK. Not bad company

Finally a worthy successor to the Belgian Prince

How are we classifying Vieira in this mix? As good as any midfielder the Premier League has seen

Big Joe at centre half aint a bad shout - if he's gone from a 'couldn't give him away' centre forward to a £40m powerhouse by moving back a few places imagine the improvement again if he moves back into defence.

why not Krafth at right back and Manquillo right wing?

We need to match or beat (by one game) 3 out of 6 teams. over the last 6 games only 2 teams have a better record than us. we are in form, not just results but putting in solid performances. we’ll be fine

Norwich Brentford Everton Leeds survive by the thinnest of margins, possibly GD from Everton

Would those houses and hotel fit the current SJP site?