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That's how Lampard's return to Chelsea started...

Spurs could (should?) be out of the equation after the next 2 weekends (plus midweek round of games). You can see them losing all 3 with their current implosion and we've a damn good chance of picking up 3 wins. Villa will do well to pick up 5 points from their next 3 (draws away to Brentford and ManU, win at home v Fulham) which would put them 11 behind us - even with a win at Brentford they would be 9 behind with 12 to play for. Brighton don't play as may games with only a home game to Wolves. They'd have games in hand but a gap of 16 points with 24 to play for you'd think is too much. So 6:30pm 30th April we can crack open the champagne

Im going for Southampton down with 3 games to go, Forest with 2 and Everton penultimate game. league and top 4 sorted before the last game as well leaving a meaningless final day for sky to flog to death

I’d say we are in a better position now than we were after full time last week. same points gap but one fewer game for Spurs to our score us

Leicester and Blackburn won’t be in the list, there’s bound to be some clubs who they haven’t been been in the premier league with. spurs is likely to be correct, I would have thought that they have finished above every team who have been promoted since the season they finished second to Leicester

loved him in that film the Proposal - you know the one where American Sandra Bullock plays a Canadian who fake marries Canadian Ryan Reynolds who is playing and American for a green card. But he’s fucking Van Wilder and Deadpool. A strong CV

Am I right that this is only our second 12:30 Sat KO this season? City Away being the other one. We seem to have a disproportionate 5:30 games, but recent bias may be in play here

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he got one didn’t he? Let’s make it a red

We’ll have it wrapped up in 5 games so big Joe just needs to avoid a yellow in one of these games then the ban is irrelevant

If the Euro bid is successful would it mean that a stadium move is off the cards and we extend or do we reckon the bid is based on current capacity but with a coat of paint?

I reckon Bournemouth will get a point on Saturday. If we go 8 clear next weekend with Spurs only having 6 games left then its done, we aint only getting 4 points from out remaining 7

You can't get clear and obvious to be consistent, but could a method be that it is a maximum of 3 replays at match speed with a maximum of 1 minute to decide?

that’s my Google image search for tonight sorted

Replay needed for Spurs v Brighton. ideally the Thursday before we play Spurs

it’s 5th place you need to look at, the highest 5th place points total in the last 5 years has been 70 (4 and 5 years ago), typically mid to high 60s. You’d be unlucky to miss out if you hit 68 points

Top 4 at Halloween, Christmas, New Year and Easter. Make it to Charlie’s coronation for the full set

He’s pretty much been the constant in the midfield. it would take a couple of games of him not playing for the appreciation due to come forward.

a yard to his left and he’s won goal of the season tonight. That was an epic breakaway

Isak looking very much the sexual predator in the photo. and I’m calling it now, the game in which Murphy scores he’s going to completely deadpan the photo.

That’s basically a game where West Ham lose a point with their goal difference now worse than Leicester. as much as I’d love Everton to drop I’m very open to the idea of West Ham dropping and letting FFP fuck over Everton next year

Basically 4 ahead of spurs with a game in hand and then still to come to SJP. win that one and I don’t see them winning 2 and drawing 1 more than us from their other 8 games especially as we have the safety net of an additional game

Should have stuck a tenner on it

Turn the question on its head - would Eddie have been able to do what he has here anywhere else? there’s definitely a bit of right man right place right time going on here

Lampard back to Chelsea until the summer is my guess.