Colos Short and Curlies

Let's say he masterminds wins against Palace, Villa and Ipswich would JT be eligible for manager of the month?

Whilst thats true I can also see the thought in putting Gordon on the left after a few games out for familiarisation if nothing else. It's Barnes position through to May though if his form holds up

His old gambling mate replaced by the reformed Italian Stallion.

You'd have to assume that no European football puts ManU in a difficult PSR position next year. Chelsea have to run out of loopholes soon as well so keeping those 3/2 away from CL cash maybe the way to get rid of PSR in its current form

I can't find it now bit there is one of those ai dolls floating around for big Joe with thanos' gloves. Very apt

The way they are playing you wouldn't put a huge amount on them taking 3 points from Ipswich either

I’ve been at the circus in Manchester today (insert joke here) and the strongman pulled a suv using his teeth, doing this 4 times a day. no excuses from BDB just from pushing a car. he also then had the car drive over him, to be honest I think he is a bit of an idiot!

I had the chest infection from hell a couple of weeks ago, could easily see it flooring someone who tries to keep going at 100% even when ill

Lucky it was BDB on the scene, if it had been Murphy that cat was being pushed into a lamp post

2nd is definitely on. Next weekend Arsenal will either be on the floor after a RM comeback or totally focussed on a CL semi. Can definitely see us within a win of them by the end of next weekend. Brighton are also pretty much out of itnow, on current table it's us and above fighting for the 4 slots

Need him the Chancellors Tux to take the piss

1st. The Scousers are at the start of a collapse the likes of which the world has never seen

Griffin vs Juve at home. The goal that started the run to PSV

I don't recall seeing Schar hit the bar with a header from the 18 yard line

He did, he was just bored so thought he'd pass to him off the bar

Game after Beckham's effort against the same keeper iirc

I'm sure I've read somewhere that despite not playing Jesus was a big influence on the training ground during the Championship season

After we win on Sunday all Man U can do is equal our points total, so essentially 7 games before the season ends we're guaranteed to finish above them

Appreciate the small dose of irony in him being the one to knock in a long ranger off the woodwork

He's an ounce of pace away from being a top top player but even without he's a damn good option to have

Bellamy speaks surprisingly well if a little dull

Furthest shot to hit the woodwork in pl history.

I'm seeing us in third next Wednesday and only 4 behind Arsenal. Fuck knows what happens after that

Awful game to come on in tbf. Anyway job done, no injuries or suspensions for Sunday and up to 5th

Somehow this Leicester team took 4 points from Spurs. No further comment needed