Colos Short and Curlies

Not really any different to us binning of Kelly when we got promoted or what happens pretty much every season where the players who get a club up don't feature much/at all in the Premier League

I reckon we confirm top 5 by full time vs Chelsea. No idea and really don't care who else does what when

Nowt wrong with Matalan, Mourinho used to buy his coats from there And Top Man cards ruled when I was a student, so easy to up your limit if you needed some jeans for a Friday night

Don't think we have in the premier league, in any league I'm sure someone posted that it was early 80s

This year's vintage is a little more professional and is getting on with business. 22/23 was a bit more from the heart and passion led. Said it before but you can see it in the difference in goal celebrations, distinct lack of knee slides.

3 goals, up to third, no injuries and a pretty sedated game so easy on the legs. Osula goal and Botman and Howe back. Pretty decent Saturday all things considered.

We want 10!

Getting a pair of these shorts https://www.adidas.co.uk/newcastle-united-fc-ubp-shorts/JD9854.html?pr=pdpctl_rr&slot=2&rec=ds

I guess a living Pope is more popular than a dead one

With one key difference, buying in Jan puts half a year of wages and amortisation in the accounts, buying on June gives 1 month. So selling in June has a much bigger impact on the year than for the buying club, any business we do in June should really be viewed as part of the July/August activity

Beat Ipswich and it's essentially 2 wins Villa need to make on us in 4 games. It would be a win and 2 draws if they drew this. Fine margins but yeah, keep the teams at the bottom of the top 5 as far away as possible

Would he be classed as home grown in any capacity?

It's 2 clear wins with goal difference, essentially no margin for error if we win the 2 home games and essentially done and dusted the weekend after next if we do the business against Brighton

Roll on 5pm Saturday when we're back up to third with only 4 games remaining

Tbf the yellow has fucked him this game, he's not been able to get close as it would have been an inevitable red

Local Hero is great man! my only issue with it is that it sounds like it could be a local car dealership advert from the 90s

We're all lumping on for him to get booked at the weekend?

Like Tonalis effort there's no way he was looking to cross with the way he hit the ball. Total confidence effort

Looking at the evolution of the 22/23 team to this season's vintage and one difference is the celebrations. 22/23 seemed to be kneeslide city, almost like it was pure emotion each game. Distinct lack of the slide this year in comparison, this is all business

Notice he's front and centre of the team photo, definitely the Ying to Howes Yang

Better caretaker than RVN I reckon

We win the next 2, arsenal fail to win their next 2 and Liverpool lose to Leicester.... We'll be the last team that could technically catch them 😄

Pretty much nailed on that Bruno last season and Big Joe this season we're on the take Pacqueta on the 9 yellow cards

Stadium tour with the kids today followed by club shop and Shearers for food. PSR sorted for this season. Kids well excited but I think they are expecting to see a few players, trying to temper expectations but it's proving difficult