Ashley17

Passed 550 followers tonight - just wanted to say thanks again for the support when I started this up, really helped get it off the ground. I've written all kinds of shite down the years that never got read and that is pretty soul destroying, so this means a lot to me

QPR win today makes it interesting

I forgot he was playing, which isn't unusual but his input from an attacking point of view was pretty much zero. Having said that, why the fuck he was playing centre midfield in the first place is anybody's guess.

I think it's an inevitable football irony that Pardew will beat them at the first attempt with Palace. All their pace on the break against that defence might make it interesting

Neither Obertan or Riviere were even warming up as subs today, wonder what's gone on there. Jonas and the three kids were out pretty much all the first half, although it just led to annoyance as the guy behind me kept calling Kemen Aarons

Mint today, wish he had more competent colleagues

The Haidara case is standard us like, you're right. 1. Carried off on a stretcher, everybody fears the worst 2. Club announces it's not so bad, he'll be fine for Wednesday. 3. FLUID FOUND ON KNEE. Misses Wednesday. 4. Ponder how he got fluid in his knee. Prod it with spoons. 5. Prolonged absence

Played 20 minutes or so at Villa. An hour at Gillingham, probably 70ish at home to Palace. Grim.

Christ just realised these are on TV Saturday, sure Sky predict these things

Is it the Yak alarm?

Read something about him having stitches or something. Which is incredible if true, when you think it took them 20 minutes to stitch him up. Steven Taylor was knocked out and stitched back up in about 5 minutes

A dick to manage the cunts. lerl

Has a great record against us, which is probably the main criteria

Idiots, there's nobody available man we've checked already.

Good on you for taking a stand against somebody who is clearly a total cretin.

Defoe will be pleased

Fucking hell, chaos from one of our set pieces

Nah we were high off the fact that Palace were buying Pardew off us. That day was a day of miracles. It only became a serious possibility afterwards when he didn't turn up for Sky. Beforehand we were dreading being stuck with the turd forever.

The fucking stones of that cunt talking about getting players in the box

"Why are Sunderland tweeting from @DefoeSkin? Anyway, best not question it"

Hook, line and sinker

Leicester goal would be nice, may as well keep as many hunting them down as possible

"The natives are revolting" Take that how you will.

Norwich were the form team before inexplicably losing at home to Wigan

Evans has been charged too, they would only charge if they feel he has done something Can't believe he had the stones to say he didn't do it when it's been caught on camera, the silly shit