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My daughters a cheerleader and when they go to comps there's this one in her squad who always runs up when they're called out for a trophy and grabs it and holds on for dear life, no one gets a look in, for an 8 year old she's a propped dick like How to send a forum full of Newcastle fans to hell: Step 1: Declare your daughter is a cheerleader. Step 2: Continue sentence leaving fans imagining your 18 year old cheerleader daughter. Step 3: Finish sentence by revealing your daughter is 8. Mission accomplished.

I think Scott Sinclair might be a possibility. Wouldn't be adverse to it either.

the whole stability argument pisses me off. It is just so flawed. Let's be honest, the successful clubs are not the stable clubs, they are the ones who invest heavily in players. Still, since it seems to be pretty official I'm just going to hope we get in some more coaches to help with our set pieces and attacking play and also hope we invest in some good goal scorers and keep colocinni. That's all that is left to hope for. I have to admit i'd be more likely to back Pardew if it wasn't for his constant negative decision making. It's that more than last years results that annoys me.

More proof that we should keep Pardew then, it was clearly managerial stability that kept us up. Of course.

Of the four teams below us, 3 sacked their manager and the 1 who didn't won the FA Cup. Yet we're not going to sack Pardew. It's appauling really.

That's taking it a bit far isn't it?

It happened in Dream Team so that's good enough for me as evidence.

I always thought he didn't score many goals but I just looked it up and and Man Utd. he had a 1 in 4 ratio which is not bad at all for a winger. He was a very good player but not world class as far as i'm concerned.

Is that for real? Gus Poyet got fired (suspended, whatever) for writing an email complaining of s*** behaviour? The article says the poo incident is nothing to do with his suspension.

Get the tealady to give the team talk.

Would you sack Pardew if we won our first game of next season and didn't drop out of the top 5 all year....assuming the style of football remains....workmanlike. If a chicken had no feathers would it still be a chicken? Yes.

It's a shame he's going really. I wouldn't mind so much if we had a talented young right back coming through but we don't really seem to.

We're likely to have the 2nd worse points total we've had in the premier league (we can go above a couple of seasons with a win against Arsenal). That's a pretty shitty stat.

We've probably sold Anita to Tottenham.

As far as the whoscored long ball stats, if you look at the same for Stoke you'll see a very similar percentage of short passing.

I've decided to believe this as quite frankly reality sucks balls. I've decided our attack next season will be: Cisse Rooney Ben Arfa ... Jonas (I can pretend Rooney will sign but I can't make myself believe that Jonas won't play).

Under 21 playoff match to reach the semi-final and those cheeky bastards play 26 year old Steven Naismith. I know it's in the rules but it's still a shame they're playing such an experienced player against kids.

Stoke fans pulling out the ole's.

Is that St Johnstone young player of the year or SPL?

I think the return of Coloccini had more to do with our improved defence. And Jarvis had a good game against Simpson and got a lot of decent crosses in. I don't think Simpson was bad but I believe we would have been just as solid with Debuchy personally.

tbf today wasn't technically a disallowed goal.

Probably said but we could easily be in the relegation spots as of Tuesday evening. I misspelt Tuesday just now and the chrome spellchecker gave me two options, "Tuesday" and "Doomsday". A sign I think.

I can live with Jonas in centre mid.

Yes to the red button.

Pearson is an arrogant, sanctimonious dickhead. Glad he failed to get Leicester to the play offs, don't know how he's still in that job. They still have a small chance of making it in the playoffs. Though it is unlikely. If Bolton draw and they win they're up.