healthyaddiction

erm, i don't remember much comment when he outsourced catering? That was absolutely disgusting. How dare he outsource catering! (better?)

It was a pen for cisse a goal for cisse and a red card for van persie. That's how I'm remembering it.

Blackpool maybe?

That can't be right. £8m a year for stadium and kit? Weren't we on more with Virgin for the kit?

So he's not upset that Liverpool haven't been getting the right decisions there way, he's upset their not getting the wrong decisions there way?

How has Tavernier got a 6?

Perhaps if Steven Taylor manages to stay mostly injury free for the next two seasons he might have a chance of making the squad for Brazil. Doubtful for many reasons but not implausible.

Unless they've change the rules you can score from a corner. I remember seeing it happen once or twice. A quick google backs me up.

How does he smell? Terrible! Yes, first in. damn, not first in.

"Hookah" it's a shisha and that 200 fag thing is a complete myth; the smoke gets filtered through water so, while it's not exactly good for you, it's nowhere near the equivalent of 200 cigarettes in one session. hookah and sheesha are the same thing, just depends where in the world you're from Grew up in the middle-east and no-one calls it hookah man. Not even Indian people (they came up with the word), everyone just says shisha. That filtered through water thing is a complete myth.

Might be a bit NSFW.

Does the commentator have Kuqi mixed up with his brother?

So I was talking bollocks. I think that Arsenal could do well with a couple of signings. I like Cazorla and Podolski (find it odd some people getting on his back already in the media),I think Giroud is a risk but I think Gervinho will improve this season. If they sign a couple of good midfielders and Wilshere comes back soon they'll do well. Not sure I like either of their left backs though.

McLeish did stupidly poorly, not just the style of football but Villa could have been relegated. They had less points than Birmingham did when they were relegated. The man is a train wreck of a manager. I think that Lambert has a big job this season because I think it is fair to say that Villa have a weak squad but i'd put money on Lambert picking up more points and with a better brand of football.

Slightly better technically?

Am I talking bollocks or is Sahin not an attacking mid? Surely they have enough of those and need someone to sit at the back like M'Vila.

If true then that probably relegates Stoke.

He's out there. He headed away what could have been an outstanding goal. Fair enough. My updates must be slow.

Still no Carroll? Is that not a bit telling about how little Rodgers rates him?

No Inman? Is he on the bench?

Yes. Wish there was a dedicated site for information on it, but nothing seems to be there for it.

Summer signing, meant to be very talented. Only 17 I believe.

Is this the new U21 Premier League?

Ben Arfa is the most commonly chosen midfielder on sky sports fantasy football.

Christ, they're buying a whole new team.