S.S.R.

Berbatov, you f****** numpty. Etuhu a whisker away.

Just seen that Murphy chance. My game must be delayed somehow. Sunderland are playing very deep, and Spurs are having trouble breaking them down.

Just seen Celtic's goal. Krul should have done better there.

Mackems will get tired, and Spurs can bring Huddlestone, Defoe and Bent on.

Forgot the Celtic game was on Setanta. Watching both games simultaneously now.

The annoying thing will be that after a couple of years in the prem, he'll probably f*** off to Qatar or somewhere for more money. He'll not be concerned whether his family tag along or not.

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/8406/bubblesus2.gif Uh-oh.

Some hilarious backtracking on SMB.

Funny how Nobby and Dyer have their 'Road to Damascus' conversion at the same time.

Howay, don't be so harsh. I'm sure they wouldn't have done it unless they needed the dough to keep the server going. When you're as popular as that it can be expensive. When you're as popular as they are, the money you can demand for advertising will pay for a lot more than a new server.

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k107/BROWNEBABE/Chachi.jpg

More like http://eatourbrains.com/EoB/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/troll.jpg

Seventh

Who was the keeper - Liverpool or Southampton, can't remember - who did his back in when his ironing board fell down and he instinctively tried to catch it? Ended his career iirc.

Doesn't matter if Gordon is superman, thirty-eight 0-0 draws would still mean relegation.

Is this the '14-year-olds in Level 7 try to get a better view' scam?

Shola Martins Pattison

Smith - "cross beams out o't skew on't treddle"

Looking at the replays, Rozie did good work pulling defenders away for Smith's goal.

NUFC 3-0 Italians

FYP Aye, but Smith was given it in the ground. Just realised that. Beadle's been good as well.

FYP

Ameobi standing there asking for the ball, miles offside. Fcuking clueless.

It's from A Clockwork Orange. Cheers. Thanks for clearing that one up.