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Of course he doesn't. Bruno should have started against Everton and played 90 minutes in every game since.

Page 41 and onwards if anyone wants to see where we were as we drew with Watford just over three months ago.

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What a ball from Bruno and all

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Would love to keep the winning run at SJP going mind.

We need to stop calling Joelinton "Joe" mind, it gets too confusing when discussing him and Willock in the same sentence. Either all three of them goes by just Jo (so Shelvey doesn't feel left out) or or none of them get to go by first name only.

No, he's a striker. Likes to drop deep as well to pick the ball up, and is mobile enough to stretch the play. He's struggled with form and injuries this season, but last year he became the highest scoring Swedish player in a La Liga season, beating Ibrahimovic who then played for that Barcelona team. Would be an incredible story for me if we signed him, having seen him break through at AIK and said back when he was 16 that he's someone we should sign. Grew up in the building next to where my grandparents lived as well.

Might as well sell Trippier as well while we're at it

How many has other top teams in the Premier League got that came through the ranks though? Liverpool has Trent and not much else. City has Foden. Chelsea is probably the big one with Mount, Hudson-Odoi, Loftus-Cheek and James. Arsenal Saka, Smith-Rowe. Spurs has Kane. I'm sure I've forgot a fair few, but for a top Premier League club, I would say Man United has been pretty good with nurturing their own talents.

It'll still be there when we lose away to Man City on the opening day of the season.

With the injuries we've got, there really isn't much room for rotation at all mind. Murphy/Almiron and Krafth/Manquillo are really the only plausible ones (assuming no one comes back from injury).

I'm pretty sure I have actually.

I for one has never smashed someone else's phone, so it's not quite true that we all do it.

Everton play Man U in the early game on Saturday as well, not a lot of time to rest and regroup after a tough away game tonight.

It was me.

Would you rather play Gayle?

We're not allowed to touch their players apparently

Michael Keane has to be one of the worst centre halves in the league

Makes sense as Bruno been away with Brazil and we're back to the midfield that won the games that will keep us up.

Christ, that feels likes ages ago

Came on and got himself an assist for Brazil today

Italy man, fucking hell Biggest upset in football since Leicester won the league?

Have to be impressed with the absolute balls to even suggest such a ridiculous thing