Nobody

We've got three better midfielders than Scott Parker

I want Sow or Gervinho, they've got the best names.

There's no fucking way I'm even going to try to answer that

If Ireland got a massive ovation, Ben Arfas should be big enough to start seismic activity in the area. Tsunami-warnings on the Tyne?

I fucking love Ben Arfa

"pure quality" and "top player"

Only if you seen Newcastle as a step down from Real Madrid, then yes, he should step down.

Would be a huge mistake to sack him after this season. They'll be better next year with him, no doubt.

Last chance.

Valencia v Madrid, Barca are at home to someone, possibly Osasuna. I'll be putting my money on Valencia like.

Are these two playing in the league at the weekend?

Pepe is probably the biggest cunt, I still hate Busquets more though.

Barcelona should send him on loan here.

Had that first touch worked for Ronaldo, he'd have been clean through. Great vision.

Lovely!

He was fucking lightning quick there like.

Class night of football

That'll do. Oh, five now

Didn't have time to post my bet, but I've got £50 on over 3.5 goals in the Spurs - Arse game and it's 1-1 already

Pinto, Alves, Pique, Mascherano, Adriano, Busquets, Iniesta, Xavi, Messi, Villa, Pedro Casiccas, Marcelo, Carvalho, Ramos, Arbeloa, Pepe, Alonso, Khedira Özil, Ronaldo, Di Maria

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Arsenal, Chelsea, Milan, Real Madrid, Benfica

Bizarre

So you'd start Guthrie ahead of Nolan? Guthrie actually does a lot more midfield work than Nolan, but he doesn't attack the opposition penalty area enough which is where Nolan is so good. When you are playing next to Tiote I think you have a responsibility to try and get forward a bit more. Probably Guthrie's main failing for me. Nolan is currently our best bet for a goal, to not play him is insanity.

So you'd start Guthrie ahead of Nolan?