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Suppose you might be getting him and Big Joe mixed up. The two main transfers that have had more than a little talk around Ashley and the club inflating the true price to appease fans with a 'record' signing.

Well now we know where the Miggy money is going instead of players. What a disgrace. Mitchell out.

I hear they've seen this thread and they're going to add Miggy on there for us.

Was thinking that. Should be a bit more of a spread of picks this week.

Fuck we need to go scorched earth if these cunts get a penny of public money.

The studs on the ankle seems to be what's being ignored by most. I laughed when I saw the decision from the ref's angle. Then I saw the studs on the ankle. At regular speed it doesn't look too bad. And it's still probably harsh relative to most in-game decisions. But that then speaks to the terrible inconsistency of refereeing decisions. Under the laws of the game, it's probably a red. But we'll probably see multiple worse challenges tomorrow that get a yellow or less. Always happy to see an Arsenal persecution complex, though.

EXCLUSIVE: Sandro Tonali sends cryptic message to Bruno Guimaraes that the 8 on the Tyne is all his, all his.

Who we still beat 2-0, incidentally. All I'm saying is if we're not heading to the League Cup final it's going to be for a lot more reasons than Lewis-Skelly being available. EDIT: Thought you were arguing in their favour for some reason. Blame the whisky.

Oh how I wish we could implicate Arsenal in some way for tapping up. As long as they don't have staff with Dan Ashworth-levels of email ability though I imagine there won't be a trace, unfortunately.

Special shout out to them bringing it back to NUFC which I've just passed while looking for a clip of the challenge. Thank God we've managed to weed out their 18 year old who's been alright the past few months.

Great to see him get a nice send off. Hope he enjoys some good years in Atlanta and as OpenC says, I look forward to seeing him welcomed back as a half time hero in future years.

Not to worry, mate. We're still on track to accept their offer any day now.

Wow. Amended but I have a new-found respect for 'journalists'. These twats must spend longer picking the emojis than writing the story these days. That was effort.

❗❗❗Eddie Howe SHUNS 🙈 Miguel Almiron in STUNNING 😯 admission that the pair haven't had a meaningful conversation 🗣️ in their MONTHS 🗓️ long transfer MEXICAN 🤠 standoff. ❗❗❗

I still don't think we'll get that. I trust nothing to do with this when we've apparently been set 'to accept' their bid for a week now.

Fair play to him tbh, whatever the reason. His last contract was a couple of years ago so for all we know he might be clinging to that property and car; wouldn't be the first or last ex-player in that kind of situation. Or he might just want to do something with his time now that he's retired. I know it shouldn't be the takeaway from the story but I'm now curious to know what the apprenticeship is. EDIT: Of course as far as the headline goes he's a bloody idiot. Hopefully he's learned his lesson.

Who's that and does she wear make up? Asking for a friend.

There's something so satisfying about seeing him take charge at times, sorting defensive walls and things like that. For someone that has appeared pretty timid off the pitch he seems to already be a massive voice for us on it which can only become more and more a good thing.

Too respectful iyam. Weak.

Hey guys. .. Guys?

I'll never argue that it was a shit day and Bournemouth deserved their win. We lacked cohesion, looked lost at times and like strangers, with lots of our players seeming to regress to the worst version of themselves. But it's lazy as fuck to just go straight to a raging 'we didn't even try!!!' just because we got outclassed by an unfancied team. They're a good team, and they were on their top form while we were off ours. I'm not happy about it but these days happen.

I'm sure there'll be enough people raging in the player and Eddie threads so I'll just keep this bumped to say this absolute cuntbucket doesn't deserve to get away with this shambolic performance just because we didn't deserve to win anyway. Utter waste of space. Might as well have fucked off home and let the players argue out any decision by themselves that first half.

Not fucking now.