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Imagined you been in your 40s for some reason. Had that too many times now. Fuck knows why people think that. Clearly mature for my age You cocksponge.

Clearly Sol, tbh.

Happy with him. Don't want him to start, but as a fill in I've got no complaints.

Put himself about tonight, even if he wasn't greatly involved. Genuinely quite excited to see what he can do in the final few games.

As proud as I was with the team tonight, don't understand the praise for Lovenkrands in particular tonight. And that's from someone who isn't a massive hater of the man. Can't think of much that impressed me tonight.

And I won't complain at that. He's the solid partner to Colo. Much happier with the collective performance than individual. Done well tonight Him and Cudicini though? Don't know.

I felt a little uneasy near the start, particularly when he was playing with the ball around the box. But I think that's purely because I'm not as used to him as Harper. Very solid game. Mucho impresso

Even though he seems a sound and fair fella in himself, does anyone get the urge to report Roker Mackem for posting of football fixtures? It's the mackems, I doubt they'll shell out for rights. Could be funny.

Must say I think I'll remember both Nolan and Hughton in 20 years time. I'm still only 21 myself, so I've not experienced a massive amount of happiness as a Newcastle fan I've only got Robson and Keegan's brief stint to compare to Hughton. And Nolan is just Nolan. Nowhere near the best player we've had play for us, but in terms of influence he's right up there, and you can't argue with that.

I think he only slipped over like 3 times but I was getting so irate for some reason Overall good game, wouldn't say it's as immense as some people are saying. But not bad by any standard.

With Colocho. He's impressed everyone this season purely because of the lack of expectations we all had of him. Impressed us this season, but wouldn't be against an upgrade. If he was happy to, I'd be more than happy keeping him on as back-up, but wouldn't argue with the guy if he wanted first team football. Wasn't too unimpressed tonight, just a few shaky moments. But it is Man U.

Personally my MOTM tonight. Never stopped. Some good balls, some jizztastic runs.

*Cliche Jose playing for a move away because we were playing a big club joke here*

Bullshit. Loan would be perfect. It would be if it had a buy clause after so many games written into the loan contract. He will never be good enough to be a 1st XI Prem player. Way too cliche, but he's got raw ability there. Just needs to learn how to use it properly. Wasn't disappointed as such with him tonight, but that's purely because I didn't expect much from him I was pleased he was brought on, but I was still expecting 0-0.

I think immediate aim is top half, but if we slip to mid-table, depending on circumstances, It'd be acceptable. But I still maintain that no one goes out with the aim of going far in a Cup. Obviously some purposely field weakened teams, but the rest it's a matter of juggling. And obviously mistakes will be made in said juggling. Just a matter of who gets through the first few rounds, then of course everyone's gunning for it with a bit of confidence under their belt.

There's some fucking awful shirts being bandied about right now Man U's away shirt on the previous page looks pretty good though, must admit.

No caps, no exclamation marks. Clearly empty words. Not on.

May not like the guy but I don't think he'd be the 'play up' sort. Don't think he'll be daunted by playing against us.

Sky Sports advert to do with what sport's all about. Their only mention of us has Ferdinand and Ginola talking about us losing 4-3 to Liverpool. All other memories are wins for people and teams. Conspiracy

As funny as it would've been. I'm amused ten fold that Carragher's fucked from the sounds of it

Proper player.

What's happened? My Sky is fucked and apparently I don't have Sky Sports

He won't even be in the squad imo. He'll be 'injured'. Pussy.

Oh, so his favourite picture is of scoring against us? Lynch him