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Peter Beagrie is class

Can't be arsed thinking of an XI Best keeper- James (originally put someone else, forgot about James who has been excellent and on a free too) Worst keeper- Lastukva (he's played more than the one game unlike Padelli) Best defender- Lescott (sheer class) Worst defender- Diawara (one of the worst centre halves I've seen for years, wears gloves in the summer as well) Best midfielder- I'm struggling here... Fernandes & Mascherano only came good late on and Carrick was grossly overpriced Worst midfielder- Petrov (big let down for a big price tag) Best striker- Berbatov (excellent footballer, not just a good striker) Worst striker- Shevchenko (should have signed Hulse for £1m tbh)

I told you she was crap

Totally out of order wanting Martins' shirt number tbh Burn him I say

For once, nice work Halsey I suppose it makes up for last years lasagne. Nah not really, finished 5th again. You happy with your 6th placed finish? I'm a bit gutted. We were robbed today and have a far better goal difference than you lot as well. Still, qualifying for the UEFA was the main thing so it's not the end of the world.

For once, nice work Halsey I suppose it makes up for last years lasagne.

Mark Halsey definitely got a backhander off Roman Cheating bastards

Turned down Inter Milan I remember the cheeky gobshite turned down Everton. Thankfully. Great career move Gary.

I want Derby to come up personally

Wolves should have been cruising. They battered West Brom until that complete wanker Gary Breen gave Kevin Philips the best assist he's had all season. I don't want West Brom to come up, they bore the life out of me.

Which time? The first time or the 92nd time?

Xavier was very average when he played for Everton nearly 10 years ago. I just don't understand how since then he has played for Liverpool and Roma, gone to the top league in Germany and then back to being a Premiership regular at Boro. If he had a sensible haircut and was called Dave I don't think he would have got half those moves. It was probably the only time a player transferred between the Merseyside clubs and neither side was arsed in the slightest

Xavier is supposed to be going to LA Galaxy pmsl at £5m for Zat Knight, he's not worth £500k

That City one would be class if it was just the shield. All the other crap (eagle, stars, pointless new motto) makes it look rubbish. I really like the Newcastle badge btw. Think it's one of the best. Not some studenty wanker of a designer's wet dream like a lot of these new ones are but it's also not just the town arms as they were in the 1903 either such as Wigan's

I got 83 without help/cheating. I'm a proper football nerd.

That is awful. Who the fuck is designing all these rubbish new badges? Current one is a lot better

Duncan Ferguson

King is about 10 times better than Taylor and needs to get his fitness up ala Owen. That's why he's there. I don't rate Dawson though. Lescott and King should start.

Any logic behind that or just taking a wild guess?

That Spurs kit is so bad

Nolan is a fucking myth of a player. Ask Bolton fans what they think of him. Barton is definitely a step ahead of him and Sidwell. Pity he's such a wanker.

Heraidarsson is so bad he should be playing in League One nevermind the Championship Baffles me how he's been a regular in the Prem for so long

No one would ever pay £7m for a player of Steve Sidwell's capabilities.

Emre will be off, and with 3 quality wingers (Milner, Duff, N'Zogbia) it seems a shame to waste them In away games he'd probably play the two wingers and only one striker. I wouldn't be so sure about Emre leaving. Allardyce loves making something out of players who have struggled for form or been in controversy

I think Allardyce would have your team looking something like this: ---------------------Given---------------------- New RB---Taylor-----Ben Haim---New LB ---------------Random African DM------------ ------------Parker-------------Emre------------ Owen--------------Viduka------------Martins