Dr. TC

Erk. Thread title hurts my eyes

Carrokrands comes good. Shola shouldn't get a look in.

Yet he has the technique and finishing ability of a heavily pregnant walrus Exactly, that's why I would never vote for Shola

So many shola votes and so few for Carroll? Carroll wins almost every single header. Could be our Heskey with loven, guthrie, nolan and routledge chasing the flickons.

It says it's open 24 hours a day on the club website.

Anyone use the online match ticket purchase thing recently? I'm getting the following error message: Due to the high volume of activity, we are currently unable to connect you. it's 3:10am ffs! I know it's peak ticket buying time, but still. Anyone else able to get on?

I'd love to play. Depends when it is as have a lot of working weekends coming up Blue > Red btw.

Yes, he did. That one was pretty good though, and appropriate to the circumstance so won't get mentioned here.

Only because there are 46 in Jarrow listed separately. Didn't know that many people lived in Jarrow.

I loved Parker since the Charlton away match where he scored a screamer and celebrated like a mentalist. Was a brilliant moment and really got the home fans' backs up. Was a shit trip to London otherwise, characterised by our typical comedy defending including a 'stunning debut' for Craig Moore.

I'd be up for this as long as i'm not working. Got to be scouted and spotted for the NOFC team now it seems!

I did not think I could feel any more suicidal than when I heard the news. Now I know I was wrong.

bbc website if you live in the UK

Watching the video I'm optimistic for him. Testicular cancers is one of very few cancers that can be cured by chemo and radiotherapy even after it has metastasised. Having come this far he might well do a Lance Armstrong.

burrglared

This. We've played some of our toughest matches already and come through well. If the squad stays relatively fit I think we'll be top in January. Injuries to two or more of Taylor, Ameobi, Smith or Enrique would be a killer though.

Aww bugger. Read the thread title as: "see OP for details of Shearer-led bid"

He's our Chris Akabusi and that's no mistake.

Ah, vitalfootball. How could we have doubted its veracity?

£17m for Glen Johnson. News like this sometimes makes me honestly glad to be in the Championship.

legend

almost all the replies saying Rupert the bear, but the poll is tied.

I am shaking my head is disbelief at this comment - can't even insult, its so barmy. Explain then? Bassong didn't even touch Kamara when he went down. c*** Sorry, but you're deluded. Bassong grabbed him to hold him back. Once he let go, he clipped his heals. Clear red card. Absolutely Watch the replay. Seriously. The replay of Bassong pulling him back? Is it going to change eventually? IMO he tugged him, but I really don't see that he clipped his heels. He definitely seemed to trip over himself.

He tripped over his own bloody legs