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Edit: I was laughing with schadenfreude through the whole video. Turns out, looking at the comments, that the video wasn't made as a joke

International management has no pull anymore. It's where previously good managers who can't cut it anymore go to die or young coaches/U21 managers already within the national team set up gets promoted to make a name for themselves. If Southgate actually was any decent he'd jump onto the first high profile job offered to him.

Imagine if Morocco manages to knock out three colonizers in one tournament

Does he post his own tweets on there all the time?

Marrocan Wood. 24 years old and got the posture of a 80 year old rheumatic man

Didn't see the Croatia match but hope Croatia players had a 5 minutes choreographed kolo dance after their goal before sending the diving Brazilians out of the cup

Something something kick on, something something missed opportunity something. James Maddison something James Maddison something. Loads of money something something missed opportunity cry cry cry. Reckon we'll be fine no matter what happens.

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Been injured since 23rd September with was initially described as "a little feeling".

It wasn't "a dance" as part of celebrating a goal that was the piss taking. After one of the goals they celebrated and danced. Half the team went back and the the remaining half started a new dance. Another goal same thing - celebrated & danced - fine. Then ran to the bench to start ANOTHER dance.

Don't know whether it's the diving or dancing he needs to improve before he's deemed acceptable to Tite, but he clearly has some homework to do before being considered a regular.

28 year old Brazilian who's never played outside of Brazil. Don't see that every day. Palmeiras fans seems to love him.

Special mention to the "OoOoh MatTyh" at 0:50 from Howe

10% of the first half has been goal celebrations ffs

Really wish Brazil players would stop acting like someone sucker punched them with a 100kg concrete block to the mouth every time the shirt fabric of a South Korean player gently grazes the tip of their facial hair.

Gonna be a long match

We can at least dream about a scenario where the club gets another stadium and everyone in the surrounding area of the current stadium shuns it no matter what Ashley tries to do with it...until he wins again.

I love Wilsons finishing for the goals against Burnley and Tottenham. First striker since Shearer where I feel we are likely to score in those situations.

Minor injury, ready to be eased back into the side by end of February then.

It's obviously not the way to go, but based on his experience with NUFC, he probably assumes the fans will show up and put money in his pocket regardless of how bad he treats them and their club, like so many of our fans did.

Denmark

Difficult to be certain since they aren't exactly the same type of midfielder, but for me Longstaff was comfortably better than Rice during his purple patch under Rafa. Longstaff is getting back on track, but in a different way than what made him so exciting a few years ago. Getting Rice in midfield together with Joelinton & Bruno, with Willock, Longstaff & Anderson as back-ups sounds very solid. If we are prepared to pay ~£60m for Isak, I don't see why we wouldn't pay ~£70m for Rice. Getting him here unless we manage to qualify for CL though will be a bigger task, and he'd shatter our wage structure.

Didn't he join QPR in the summer?

Jimenez casually strolling on for Mexico second game in a row.