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Almiron now wants the ball on his right foot?

Isn't that what swedes do to every normal word?

Think you can also add "bairn" to the list. Norwegian "barn", Swedish "bärn", danish "børn"

Yep, Norwegian & Danish "hjem" and Swedish "hem", but pronounced very similar to yem.

What's heavier: 1kg of feathers or Garang Kuol?

cheese eating surrender monkeys

Should have never clicked any of the tweets posted on here. Every single response littered with "respect the culture"-type of posts. Nuclear armageddon can't come soon enough.

Fascinating to look at some of those clips. He doesn't seem very fast, but he never seems to stop accelerating either. It's as if he's never truly found out how fast he is, just gradually going faster until he just about beats his man to the ball

Just annoying and in the way of Newcastle games. Can't wait until it's over.

Feels like I've seen that Liverpool line-up 1000 times. Which player is the odd one out?

It's a pretty clear difference placing bets on an unkown outcome and advising friends to place bets based on inside information.

I'd probably go Partey & Bentancour (?) over Bruno & Xaka and Martinelli & Foden over Maddison & Almiron. If it was based on players whos exceeded expectations, it's probably more accurate the one posted by Shearer.

Should have bought a LW instead by the sounds of if.

Regardless of work permit or not, hasn't the plan always been to loan him out immediately anyway? I'm sure I read something about it when he first got linked.

Nailed on to endorse CHEGA in Portugals next election.

But where will we play Schar then?

Their 1990 - 2007 badge was the best one. This is almost identical to their 1980-1990 one. For some reason their lion is facing towards the right for the first time since 1881?

*50p over 20 years

I thought Lascelles was trying to push Cucurella back because he was trying to be snide moving way longer forward than where the ball had gone out

Missed the penalty situation for Brighton. How on earth can someone at VAR look at that and say no penalty?

Brighton are good, but they'll not be a threat to us unless they get a good striker in January. Well run club, likeable players - hope they get something out of this.

Him and Joelinton changing between LCM & LW is working really good. ASM will struggle to get back in the side based on the Chelsea and Villa game. Very weird player. Thought he was one of our poorest players start of the season. Often looks like his mind is far away from the match with how late he reacts to some situations but been immense lately.

Stalling time when ball is out of play by taking long time getting off the pitch for subs, taking goal, free & corner kicks, faking injury etc I hope is either combated by stopping time or adding like for like to overtime. Don't mind cynical fouls to break up play or going to the corner flag with the ball etc. However, as long as it is allowed & others are just as bad doing it as we are we should continue doing it.