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No thanks, thank you very much. Btw, he has the highest amount of shots pr. goal in the PL. Hes a dickhead. Dodgy defending. No thanks. Can't stand the guy.

I don't agree with Anderson. He is clearly a player for the future, and not a player ment to blossom this season.

Why the hell does Owen top most lists? I agree he has a handsome face, but he's to small to top the list. Small men arn't handsome, they're cute.

5. Rozehnal 4. Harper 3. Owen 2. Taylor 1. Beye ...?

At the moment I class creativity being able to pass a ball to teammate, never mind fancy bollocks like creating a goal. Have to agree, though.

Nearly choked when I saw Amady Faye. Hes gone to Rangers, right? RIGHT!?

I don't think so. Surley there must be someone dusting the cabinet at least once a month?

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Lee Hughes - murderer - 3 years prison Patrick Kluivert - murderer - 240 hours community service Mark Ward - partly involved in a drugbust - 8 years ....?

Didn't he play the whole Copa America? Must be worth something..?

If football didn't evolve, you would probably still be trying to kick a decapitated head from Newcastle to Sunderland together with a few thoasand people.

He said he wanted to play for a club with champions league ambitions, so us, spurs, west ham all fits the bill.

Chelsea, Liverpool, Man Utd, Tottenham and West ham. I wanted Boro and S*nderland in the list as well, but I assumed so many of you already had picked them, so I could prioritize the underdogs.

I don't think his manager wanted him to go. McLaren called Moyes up and said "I'm going to call up Joleon" and Moyes replied "Joleon, Joleon, Joleon, Joleon - I'm begging of you please don't take my man, please don't take him just because you can." Sadly, that song has never took off at Goodison Would be hillarious if you sing this when/if Joleon gets sent off.

It wasn't just someone. It was bloody Michael "Michelin" Duberry. Strange that he didn't snap the foot in two.

You just got to love the mullet on Klose.

Braathen is a quality player now? He has his days, but they are more rare than any on-off player I've ever seen in the premiership. Perhaps he will focus more now because of better opposition, and if so, Bolton can cosider them very lucky. There is a reason he hasn't been shipped out from Norway before now, at 25, (Arsenal was very interested according to Norwegian newspapers two years ago) but im glad someone gambled on him - as he has the potential to be a great player. We need this kind of players playing their best for Norway, and I hope Bolton can make him do that.

If it had to take a fatal condition for him to let go of the shares, then im glad he had one. Imagine how the situation would be now if they still battled for full control for the club - even worse - if Shepherd actually won!!

That's one fuckin' angry smiley. FF: Did you know it actually rants for 22 whole seconds? That's much ranting for one small smiley. Fucking hell.

Well maybe not MC/AMC, but that period Souness had when he didn't believe in wingers, and placed the wingers more to the middle.

Didn't Solano play in the middle some times under Souness? If memory serves me right, he didn't play too well.

Is this the new Luque?

The same is going on over here mate. If you question the wisdom of certain signings, people come out with the same old tired responses ("so we should go out and buy Kaka should we?"). Allardyce came out to the press a few days ago and said the new owners don't really know what they're doing in the transfer market, started quoting how much clubs like Fulham are spending and said we're getting left behind while targets are getting nailed every day. He said he needs to get across to them the importance of moving quickly so he can get the defenders he needs. It was a plea via the media to Ashley and co for money. I'm not even sure Allardyce has met Ashley yet, but a good number of fans were concerned he's using the media to ask for funds and fast. However, come on here and voice that and you get the sarcy "let's sign Kaka then" brigade saying there's ages left in the transfer window so shut up. Clearly this internal review is slowing things down, and nobody has any idea when it'll finish, but if it's concerning Allardyce then it should concern the fans. If he knows more than us and he's concerned then something's not right, and if he doesn't know more than us then what the hell is going on? I don't like to see my manager looking for funds via the media, it suggests communication behind the scenes is limited and it doesn't look very professional. On the previous page somebody made the comparison to the Emperor's new clothes and that's exactly what's going on. I imagine things are similar over at your end, though I must admit I haven't been following your summer at all. Didn't Mort say a while ago that he had daily contact with Allardyce, and that he again reported back to Ashley?

Cracking post. Much better look at things than you get from a lot of our fans, some of whom do think Europe is attainable goal. Have to agree here. The one (and only)time I was on the SMB (mainly to read about Chopra), I got the sence that the " *puts fingers in ears* nananaNananananananananan I can't heeeeeeaaaaar yooooououuuu" routine was very much alive every time someone questioned the actions of both the board and Keane.

How about Marlboro!?