GeordieDazzler

The “I’m sorry if you were offended” apology. A classic of the non apology genre. Typically comes before saying something even worse and then complaining that’s you are being cancelled.

Forest miss from about 30cm out

Burnley winning

Burnley equalise

Strand Larsen brace

was 6 wasn’t it

The Spurs equivalent of Goldbridge said “we gave Newcastle so many corners it was like Batimore in The Wire”

Ramsey was absolutely hyped for this game like That celebration clip is class man.

I mean last season Spurs had one point more than we did when we went down with Rafa (a total that would still have went down that season). They should be okay but the fact there is one relegation spot definitely in play means they can’t assume anything.

I think we’ve been the final game for a few managers in recent years?

De Zerbi somehow managing to join a club more toxic than Marseille would be some achievement like

Donaldson has single handedly put me off listening to the regular Football ramble, he is actually unlistenable on anything NUFC. On the continent still excellent, probably as so few of the guys from the main show are on it

They’d already signed Thiago the season before so it’s not quite them same

Choose England and he likely sits on the bench for 90% of the tournament and gets a few minutes in some dead rubber group game. Choose Scotland he likely get to start every game in a World Cup at a peak age play against Brazil. Will likely get a Euros and another World Cup before he retires. Him and Doak either side will make Scotland a much more dangerous prospect. They basically fell apart in the Greece game once the outlet of Doak was gone.

ITV seem to have put the mic right next to one fan here

Christ alive I thought he was injured when I saw the bump

Made all the more hilarious by the fact permacrock Fullkrug passed his

Angel Gomez to Wolves a random one, though the hype around him has died off I still thought he’d have his sights set higher than them.

So it’s true then?

Merino is out for the season

Liverpool slowly doing the Wolves thing of trying to get rid of any English players in their squad

Emery to Real?

yes

PSG vs Monaco got to be the least exciting CL tie ever