Ronaldo

:lol: Brass Eye, man.

Barrister obviously hasn't watched A Civil Action. Asking questions he doesn't know the answer to.

He's a French winger in his early 20s so I'd wonder what the fuck was going on if he wasn't a soft tart. I don't get the criticism of the bow tie, either. Pretty rich that Shearer will barely say a word about McClaren or Pardew's shocking job performances but has a go at a young lad for a pre-match outfit choice. It seems pretty trivial but it's the type of thing the mongs in the stands will lap up in a second.

I think his reputation's taken a bit of a hit in the last 18 months, mind. No one really listens to his golf buddies in the rags.

'Don't want Moyes' ffs. Have a word.

Aye. All of Cisse's 45 or so goals for us have been offside.

There's nothing to debate. Only Paully's daft/biased enough to think he's a good captain.

Just about to post that. It's the height of annoying.

Waste of oxygen like his mate Coloccini.

Coloccini and Taylor our CB pairing in 2016, man. Fucking atrocious football club.

Agreed. One of many defeatist managers we've had here over the last 11 years. Cant really have a go at him this match IMO. They're defensive mistakes Still as thick as a castle wall I see.

We lose 2-0.

Surely they can do better than him?

Aye, we'd have to censor a fair few posts on here.

If Stifler ever runs for Council again you all need to vote for him, like.

I'll bet you've done most of the above too.

To be fair, Tiote came out and said he modelled his game on Essien before Pardew was manager.

Why is it excusable for him to have so many shite players on his list(s) anyway?

That may be so, but pretty much every time we've bought a player we haven't really heard of he's turned out to be utter shit. Not to mention the tens of millions wasted on more established players like Anita, MYM, Cabella etc. Some of that is down to coaching. You could easily argue that all 3 of those mentioned are glaringly physically unsuited to English football yet they cost over £20m.

That may be so, but pretty much every time we've bought a player we haven't really heard of he's turned out to be utter shit. Not to mention the tens of millions wasted on more established players like Anita, MYM, Cabella etc.

He certainly is in 2016.

Depends if you count speed, agility and muscular endurance as physical attributes. He certainly has none of them.

Wrong season. Cabaye played as an AM until January - when sold to PSG. In the previous season he dropped deeper because Tiote kept losing the ball in our half.