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Sibierski was shit, man.

Big upgrade on the likes of Anita and Colback.

100K. Age, wages and the fact Cabaye would rather play for Palace than us, clearly. Age is fair enough, not particularly convinced on the wages part and how do we know he would rather play for Palace? we didn't even try to get him to know that. Of course he'd rather live in London near his mates Debuchy and Pardew and play for a club with a modicum of ambition, man.

Age, wages and the fact Cabaye would rather play for Palace than us, clearly.

You do yourself no favours talking unbelievable nonsense like this, man.

He's nearly 31, and he's been playing first team football at a high level for 14 years. It happens.

Inspired.

27 years later? Random.

Settle down.

Imagine, him up front while we have Elliot, Colback and Coloccini in the team and our LB options are Dummett and Haidara.

Mind, what a load of shit.

Remy was brought in from QPR.

Not exactly many alternatives, like. He did become England's top scorer of all time and captain us to a perfect qualification record.

You what?

You really do insist on talking shit about the PL all the time like, Mole. Look at the rubbish that have managed to finish in the top 4 in other leagues recently. Leicester might scrape 6th but I doubt it.

Also don't forget that Carlo sang a few days after the CL win, too. Rafa's hardly likely to sing, is he?

They are Real Madrid though, anything less than winning the thing is considered failure. So Top 4 would be considered a disaster probably. Didn't Ancelotti finish 3rd the year he won the Champions League though? Not like they were playing that bad either They did win La Decima and the Copa del Rey, though. A very good season overall.

Just some random who'll let them revert to autopilot will probably constitute an improvement.

Fucking ludicrous appointment. Very good manager but horribly unsuited to that job.

Hence the "poor man's" Yeah, the point stands. He's nothing like Hodgson at all.

And yet McClaren still talks about the 'attitude of the players' when asked if we're actively interested in a striker.

I don't think McClaren deserves to be mentioned in the same breath as Roy Hodgson, like.

Only time I recall him ever criticising our transfer policy during his tenure was behind closed doors at a talk-in when he mentioned the Adam Lallana situation.

Within 10 seconds of Lowes asking him about the obvious need for a CF he was mumbling on about 'the attitude of the players'.

Yes.