Ronaldo

You'd almost think he was as good as Cabaye.

We're all too aware he has mitigating circumstances.

Plenty have come back stronger and more appreciative of their careers because of it. We've seen the opposite of Ben Arfa. How so? When he came back he got his head down, worked hard and did what he was told. In fact weren't his two wonder goals post injury? And indeed the best football we've seen under Pardew? Which is why his injury can't really be factored in. He's played the best football of his career post-injury.

That's basically the dumbed down version of what I just said, isn't it, Ste?

Shouldn't that have made him more inclined to value the short window of opportunity he has as a professional footballer?

I'm not pinning that one on Man U. Most of it gets sung at SJP.

Has nothing on this one, mind: http://thefanclub.com/comment/manchester-united/1085621

Why was he expecting Pardew to go before September 1st?

He's not finished but he'll never come close to fulfilling his talent. It's a big shame.

I think the fact he's at Hull City at 27 says it all.

There is no reasoning with that load of rubbish. Marveaux frequently looked a very useful player for us who was cast aside because he worried about hurting the opposing players in front of him instead of protecting the inadequate cunts behind. Can't have that, oh no.

Which managers dealt with hba in his early 20's other than Deschamps? Who has proven to be utter shit. What's your point? It don't have one. It was a (genuine) question, not a statement.

Which manager dealt with Cantona in his early 20s?

Identifying it as a first generally indicates there is a second.

Cisse is as much as technical player as Cabella's a battering ram.

Rooney's a fucking God.

He's the definition of awkward.

I'm tempted to respond, but I won't.

We can go on and on about shit managers using him incorrectly and 'ostracizing' him but the better managers want absolutely nowt to do with him.

He's managed to get spectacularly worse, like.

Ridiculous that Cahill wasn't sent off yesterday. Cheating bastards.

Say it again, and again, i'm not sure if you really mean it, dude. I do. He's a right winger and nowt else. I agree that his best position is as a right forward/winger. Even though the best spell he's had in his career was as a no10. Only for a short while though. Not in a real league it wasn't. I know that sounds obnoxious as fuck but I couldn't think of another way to put it.

I don't think there are any plans for Chelsea to get a new stadium. They can barely fill Stamford Bridge. Either way. Liverpool will be 'bigger' than Chelsea for decades to come.

Say it again, and again, i'm not sure if you really mean it, dude. I do. He's a right winger and nowt else.

Find me a 21-year-old keeper with 1 start in professional football who is. It's like saying water isn't wine.