Ronaldo

Eh? I just said he played his best stuff for us under Kenny. His worst football by a mile (before his legs fell off) came under Gullit. Anyone with a memory that extends beyond Wikipedia in 2015 knows this.

Didn't score many goals that season at all. 14 goals in 29 starts in the league, 5 in 6 in the FA Cup. By his standards, as a penalty taker, that's poor. Nothing compared to how he performed under the other 3 managers in his prime.

Didn't score many goals that season at all.

No idea what this is supposed to mean, mind.

There's better candidates than Carver within the club ffs.

His best time for us was under Dalglish. Till he got injured in the summer.

He look like a Werther's Original ad.

Sadly all of these 'awful teams' have beaten us or deserved to this season.

Giving John Carver the job is like handing him rope and a ladder. I'll enjoy watching the consequences.

He won't be smug for too long.

I, for one, am anticipating a massive change in Santoon if that's the case.

Poetry doesn't need to rhyme.

Aye but he's a geordie so that's all that matters Thankfully nobody's saying that. Even on the semi-hijacked polls only 1% want him in charge. He'll walk, or get pushed, before the season's done.

Let the hilarious negativity begin.

Nah. 31-year-old Willo, 33-year-old Colo and inexperienced LB Dummett is all we need.

I like Gignac. He reminds me of Cognac.

If John Terry was remotely likeable as a person no sane person would hold that view. No defender in the history of the PL reads situations, attacks, ball flight etc as well as Terry.

I agree. And on the pitch Woodgate was an Intelligent defender. Read the game very well. Certainly as well if not better than peak Colo. Perhaps as well as Colo. Never as good as John Terry, though. Miles apart.

He wasn't really in the public eye, though. Not until Pards pissed off.

Tell her to add the bint.

Thank God I forgot to place bets today. Bookies' paradise.

This would be an utterly absurd post at the best of times, let alone when it relates to players like Coloccini, Tiote and Williamson

A famous cup-shock victory? Get fucked.

Less than a year off 30 and still hasn't had a good, full season as a professional footballer.

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