Ronaldo

Lee and Shearer got pelters from a City Hall audience in August 2001 because of what David Beckham did in June 1998? Forgive me if I don't believe a word of that shit.

No.10 ffs. He's bloody useless in that position.

Quinn's a fucking disgrace, like.

Colo and Gouffran at fault.

Man City look terrified.

If anyone can accurately judge the fitness levels of an elite athlete it's Lee Ryder, like.

What is this?

It was bullshit.

He looks like he's ready to walk out, and I've no idea why or what he's going on about.

Mourinho telling even his CBs to dive (against Hull City) now. Wanker.

Antiscore is brilliant, like.

Lampard level with Thierry Henry now.

We 'can challenge' for top 8 for Christ's sake.

It wouldn't shock me one bit if we were to get a result today. Arsenal look tragic this season. .

He's good in the air. That's about all I can come up with.

Not really, I just think we've played the right teams at the right time throughout the first 4 months of the season and done OK. Not amazing by any stretch.

Aye. He's a World Cup winner because of all that immense technical and athletic natural talent.

They'll start, like.

It's not when your evaluating level of achievement for a certain position or points tally. Our home fixtures have been a who's who of impotent crap with two exceptions.

This is the 16th game man, the easy start chelp is out of the window. He blew the easy start then got results he should never have got so it's balanced out. 7th or around there is our place, a better manager might coax more but we don't have one. I'm confused, what's your point? It's a million miles from an amazing achievement.

Boro look really decent. Shame the 15,000 there have mostly been pulled off Linthorpe Road.

I, for one, could not be any less surprised by this.

7th place in December after the easiest opening fixtures in the PL is an amazing achievement now. I'm starting to develop a severe dislike for London-based ex-footballers, like. Bunch of clueless biased arseholes, the lot of them.

He might not be a twat. I just think he's relied on his talent way too much and never really had that drive to get out of his comfort zone. I couldn't give a shit about him not tracking back, by the way.

No he hasn't! You in panto mode already?