Ronaldo

Why isn't he in the U21 squad?

Bruce? What in the fuck is that about?

So not at all, in other words.

Clearly no middle ground between sticking the boot in and consistently lavishing him with praise.

Keegan's experience in 2008 should make him even less inclined to praise Pardew. Firstly because he knows the type of cowardly snake who'd accept working under such conditions for 4 years, secondly because knows how low Mike Ashley's ambitions are, and thirdly because he should be acutely aware that it is possible to play reasonably attractive, effective football under the Ashley model.

I am very glad I didn't bet tonight.

Ally McCoist would be better. Allardyce gets called fat a lot but he's actually just a massive bloke with a massive head.

KKs experience with Ashley causes him to sympathize with Pardew. It's annoying as fuck but I understand why he does it. You're ridiculous as well, then. We've lost more games than any other PL team in the past 3 seasons and Pardew deserves to be labelled 'great' because Mike 'wants to finish 10th' Ashley is his boss. Do one.

Yes.

I can't either, but fuck him. He talks utter nonsense about our situation. And I think him, Pedro and Shearer constantly defending Pardew is part of the reason the campaign failed to ignite.

He's been licking Pardew's hoop for a while. Fuck him.

Aarons back in the reserves. But seriously, good news.

Where is that?

He wouldn't start for City with everyone fit. No chance.

Him and Bramble. Who knows what a few more years with SBR would've done for their careers but I'd bet they'd both have clubs at 31 and 33.

As crap as Pardew is, I'm not quite sure what you expect from two players who couldn't even impress in Holland.

As good as he is, he isn't a top tier or second tier midfielder. He's a very good player half of the time, but no more than that.

I think what we're all wondering is, why didn't you deck him? Or even just roll your shirt up to mid-bicep? Because I was 150 miles away.

We beat them. Ha.

2004 Rooney was back for 10 seconds there.

4th is there for the taking this season. I hope Southampton do it.

He's not suited to this pace of football at all. Never impressed me in this country.

I love Aguero, like. Fantastic player.

Jovetic is so crap, man. What is Pellegrini thinking?