Ronaldo

He's a terrible player, the Man U game notwithstanding.

Fucking Leicester. Worst side I've seen at SJP in about 21 years.

Leicester couldn't beat Blyth Spartans today.

Over. 2-2.

Leicester are absolutely pitiful.

The ref has the assist.

Golfmag's now criticised a screen more than Pardew.

Stonewall pen.

That never ends well.

Ben Arfa's fault.

Harper's such a great keeper.

Indeed.

Let's hope so.

Is this ref mad?

Yeah. The treatment of the press is symptomatic of his need to dominate and control every aspect of everything connected to his assets.

Cabella has been absolutely dreadful so far, but as if he's behind Alsoran and Obertan.

Where's Williamson?

Same second.

Two assists for Frank. Laughing.

Because he's been s****. City team looks s*** tbh. He scored in the last game! Indeed. Lampard has 4 in his last 3 though.

Him out and Cabella on the bench means we've got nobody on the inside, correct?

He struck the ball really high to impart heavy topsin. When he struck it right it was so fucking beautiful and unstoppable. Twas a routine he, Shearer, Speed and others worked on in training.

Is he insane? He's the thickest window fitter on the planet.

I hate Allardyce, but I'd take immense pleasure in pushing it.