Ronaldo

Rio Ferdinand was very briefly England captain under Capello before getting injured wasn't he? Could be wrong but I think he's at least half black. What an idiot Campbell is.

If you want to watch us continue scoring 1 goal every 7 games they would, yeah. them 3 with remy, de jong and gouf in front. We would get goals, if you think different your clueless. I'm clueless for recognizing there's no wingers, no creative midfielder and only one real goalscorer in that lot? OK.

This.

I'd love us to spend £20m too, but it's not happening any decade soon.

Villa was his debut. Agree though.

We should sign him, far better replacement for Shola.

No.

Does he have ADHD? I've always wondered that about him.

Give him the benefit of the doubt then, provided it's the 4-speed V8.

Proud to be British seeing that nonsense. Honestly.

https://vine.co/v/MKxA2797Jj3 That angle's ridiculous, like. He'll get 6 games minimum.

Maserati behind gives weight to that theory. Fuck him.

Love to know why he kept knocking it out for goal kicks in the second half, like. Played well though.

He's been a class act since the Norwich game in spite of those around him.

I like him a lot more after seeing his wheels. Class.

Reminds me of Bobby's reaction to the Dyer incident at the Nou Camp.

I wish the knackers who post stuff like this would knack off as well. Preferably for longer than a couple of days.

Krul?

What a great day all round.

Pardew-esque level of crap there. Bimps would have renewed his vows many times over by now. Oi. I've still not lost when i've said it and i am rather happy but she's just walked passed me nude to get in the bath. <a href="http://reactiongifs.com/?p=744"><img src="http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2011/09/81526104.gif"></a>

Also pushed a linesman over. Not over. tbf we didn't see that whole incident, he waited for the lino in the tunnel and suplexed him through a table.

Also pushed a linesman over. Not over.

Totally deserved that goal, like.

Sitting with Golfmag.