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I know you’re joking but prime Callum’s best ever season return is 18 goals with a fair few pens in there to pad it out. Isak is on 19 in January. Callum at his best can’t sniff Isak’s underpants.

It’s the Europa Conference isn’t it, if you win the LC? I don’t think that does anything for us in terms of retaining players.

Only 100 off Shearer’s PL tally after less than 2 1/2 years tells you everything you need to know. Head and shoulders best player we’ve had.

100% agree. 7 more wins and 4 draws and we’ll do it.

Flight delayed and we didn’t arrive on the south coast until early evening instead of early afternoon. Defies belief we were able to put an Xl out with the players having that hanging over their heads.

Mmm hmm.

There’s no way they don’t easily surpass 70 points, man. They always smash the final third of the season. Chelsea are always vulnerable because of that joker in goal.

I’m genuinely stumped as to why anyone would want Chelsea to get something out of this.

Something off with him today, mind. Looked like he was running in lead boots.

Why did he try to head it with his face?

I’ve watched Longstaff for 6 years + and still have no idea what he’s good at. I’m really pleased he’s 6th choice.

You say this after every game now. Schar made one mistake the whole game and by the looks of the conversations after it he got a shout to leave it. In what sense is that any sign of deterioration?

No chance. There’s no way in a million years we finish above City. Just not going to happen.

Crazy. What a player. Consistently the standout midfielder now. Not that a high bar for that was set today.

55 year old John Burridge saves that.

It’s bewildering that this lot got out of the Championship. Absolutely abysmal from front to back.

@Kid Icarus moving right at an alarming rate.

That first touch and finish though. Never had a player this good who makes it look so easy.

Really need to find an alternative for Joelinton in games like this. Ball just bounces off him and he’s a walking card.

Alex McCarthy ffs. Just shoot on sight please.

I don’t agree. You have to play Schar as he’s the only one who can play RCB and he’s the only one of the 3 who can do the job he does on the ball.

Thankfully I don’t know who 3 and 5 are.

Yeah, this. Like Wood he’ll never be first choice here or even get much of a look in with everyone fit. Keep players like that around until someone is willing to pay over market value and get rid.

How does he seemingly still have a legion of fans? It’s hilarious to think Claire Balding was kissing his arse with her spoonfed shit on the BBC not so long back.

Was pretty obvious it was an old photo mind.