Ronaldo

I think Gouffran's a good option in that he can play 2 ways: He can play on the shoulder when we need to take risks or he can be more restrained and protect the full-back behind him with his high work rate. Unfortunately it would appear he doesn't have a lot of the qualities required to play wide in an attacking sense.

He's not good enough at protecting the ball and indeed the back 4 for that role, though.

What's his favourite position?

Like Bobby he will have managed his last game at the age of about 71 and a half. Freaky.

Horrible, pathetic little shites with dreadful, unfulfilled little lives want to see us go down. Ignore them.

We were 6/1 and longer with most bookies last night, to be fair.

We draw on Sunday and Wigan lose against Arsenal: lap of honour after the Arsenal game is back on.

Overstatement IMO. We've been given another chance (which we probably don't deserve in all fairness) to save our bacon. We better fucking take it this time, or the scenes at SJP will be very ugly should we go down after the Arsenal game. Not if the Liverpool game is owt to go by.

No but it would never happen, wrong side of 30. I know he's had mentality issues in the past but when you look at our lack of options up top I think he'd be a good squad addition. Carlton fucking Cole would be a good addition to that lot.

Is Vorm dead or what?

Nothing on earth is worth that.

I've just been sick.

Above surely Good point.

He should be lynched underneath a large bonfire.

Have much better players protecting their defence when they do it too. Tiote's good enough for Man U, like.

To be fair I see this from Swansea and Stoke all the time. They just tend to be far better than us at getting goals without applying lots of pressure and and then sitting on their lead.

I'd be very aroused by a draw.

Impatient. This cunt inherited a team that'd just finished 4th, 3rd and 5th, spend £55m plus on it and was sacked 18 months down the road with us in 16th. Thank Christ for whatever impatience helped get rid of the negligent prick.

He's far better off the ball than on it, to be fair. Fuck knows why he's played wide most of his career.

We should always target having at least 6 players in the first 11 that have track records of scoring 5+ goals per season. Being good strikers of the ball like Beren says is only half of what's required. Marveaux and Ben Arfa are two good examples of players who strike the ball brilliantly without having scored more than 30 or so at club level in their entire careers.

Least their defenders score goals. I'd forgotten defenders were allowed to, tbh.

We'll pass them off the park if we play like we did against WHU. I just don't really see us scoring goals.

Nothing's changed, really. 2 points or more from the last 2 games and we stay up.