Ronaldo

Just a bit predictable and Callum looks as sharp as a sponge up there.

The rehab course reduces it by a quarter.

A good solicitor and at worst it’ll be a 9 month ban, costs plus a daft 3-day course.

Don't think it's a gamble at all. Some games they'd play instead of Willock, some games instead of Longstaff.

Why would anyone criticise Howe for playing Joelinton? Our squad options are in shit in case you hadn't noticed. We need our best 11 players on the pitch.

Elliot. Have a word man.

If you’re 5 stone perhaps.

Forgot about the infallibility of Northumbria Police.

He’s been charged, not convicted. Chill.

Some very judgmental comments here, mind. Let’s wait till it’s heard, at least.

Can we loan Dubravka back to them please?

I don't think you've ever watched Tielemans properly based on that. His workrate is superb. He's basically much better than Longstaff at everything.

I wouldn't even think of interfering with the Schar - Botman partnership. Not for a couple of seasons anyway. They're just brilliant together.

Dubravka's a mediocre at best goalkeeper. Was always going to make a huge difference signing Pope.

My MotM. Brilliant tonight.

Nonsense. Top player. I’d take him tomorrow.

Rather we just replaced him.

Wilson has looked remotely himself since coming back from the WC. Just not nearly enough goals in the front 6 and I hope it’s remedied soon.

Work well in a 2.

Beckham wasn’t even the best British player in the Man U team at the time. Ian, what you on?

Mate Shola looked slow as a snail for us on his debut.

If you look at how the ‘wingers’ play in Howe’s system you can categorically say Isak should not and will not be playing as one. He’s a striker, end of. Real conundrum for Eddie to solve up front, mind. Isak is still raw, in a new league and the 4 month layoff has cost us half of season where we could have got him up to PL speed. Callum, realistically will only be fit and fully sharp for about 50% of games, at best - and he’s nearly 31. Finally, Chris Wood is shit. Be interesting to see how it is addressed.

He’d be 4th choice at Leeds according to my best mate who supports them. Wouldn’t suit their style either - then again whose style would he suit in 2023? Apparently some things online aren’t true.

What position did he play last season? He’s full of energy but slow.

He was excellent in the Championship but that was over nearly 6 years ago. He symbolises the Ashley era perfectly unfortunately. Get back into / stay in the PL but who cares if it’s soulless, predictably uninspiring football that scrapes a place in the bottom half.