Ronaldo

How many corners and free kicks from his side? Never seen owt like it.

Fair play. Looked a different player today. Not just his goals.

Longstaff and Burn are lovable but fucking hell if we finish 4th with them.

I just think Wilson - specifically our style with him - is too predictable now.

He’s brave as hell, it’s not a coincidence.

Best I’ve seen here in his position. There where you need him every time.

One of them will be permanently out of the team come summer anyway.

The point is Bellamy regularly gets cited as a reason he lost his job. I just think it’s bollocks. Bellamy is a prick but he was a huge factor in us staying at the top end of the table for 3 seasons.

Shearer storming off the pitch and publicly challenging Bobby at that pre-season game against Celtic was as bad and probably worse. No one says fuck all about that - and he was club captain.

He played virtually no part in that, man. Have a word.

Most men are dead by 76. He’s just started a new job in the Premier League. It’s brilliant. Ended badly at England but you’ve got to say, what a guy.

Got to give Roy Hodgson credit mind. 76 and jumping around like that.

You’ve got a hard on for Fab, like. He’s brilliant in the air. Attacks the ball as well as anyone we have in the squad.

We need one of them to release a book, basically. Be interested to see what actually happened there.

I didn’t particularly like him but that’s way over the top. He was Zidane compared to Alan Smith for starters.

He’s a god, currently.

Who would you play him instead of and why?

A couple of my best mates are Leeds fans. They’re not cunts, but trust me, they’re the exception within that lot. ‘Us victims fighting back against the world’ mentality on roids.

Out of form is an understatement though. And Isak is quite clearly a better player who’s only going to get better and better.

You can disagree with it when he replaces him with a player who can’t remotely match his pace or work rate mind.

There was never any question realistically. He’s just class.

I just hope that’s cemented Isak’s place. Different team with pace up top.

Howe needs to build the attack around him. I’m really fed up of seeing Callum Wilson mincing about now. Predictable as fuck.

Why would he put our best defender in midfield?

Schar Isak Murphy ASM Willock potentially?