Mike

Cunt started both his sons. Man United is a make a wish franchise.

He was really quite good today. Offers something we're missing with those runs, just needs time in the team to build up chemistry.

We're a bit too fucking entertaining.

We do?

How in the FUCK

We cannot.

HARVERY MOTHERFUCKING WORLD CLASS GOD DAMN BARNES FUCK YOU

It isn't healthy to love a stranger this much.

Probably secretly signed for Liverpool a year ago.

I fucking love Ex, man.

We're a completely different problem to solve when he's on song.

What'd Alex say.

It's like he doesn't know he shouldn't be able to do all of this shit.

Miley 8,8,8 tbh.

Counterpoint:

WORLD CLASS HARVEY FUCKING BARNES.

I've flatlined at least twice easily.

WORLD CASS SUCK MY DICK WORLD MOTHERFUCKING CLASS.

Bar is nice, receptionist was fucking unreal but the craic didn't exist. Was very subdued and polite. Family from the Toon were getting treated like they were at the zoo it was laughs. Dillons is always lively every time I've been there regardless of turnout. But it's closer and there's a lot right next door so it's gonna be my local.

I will cut your fucking achilles tendons and shit in the slits you fucking motherfucker.

It's a genuine shame that the entire world turns into that Sandworm desert from Beetlejuice if Bowen leaves London. Would love him here.

Feel like I'd be in therapy if I supported Forest.

Was in your hood last week @The Bonk