mrmojorisin75

shearer definately needs to learn from that and fast for someone who has been watching our games, apparently, he seemed pretty adept at not identifying where we've been shit for the last 2 seasons and basically doing the same thing he needs to be ruthless and have the balls to make difficult choices, namely: no more duff, ever (smith also) no more colo for the rest of the season injuries permitting no more owen up top either butt OR nolan not both - our midfield can maybe accommodate one bag of shit but two is pushing it personally i'd start carroll from now on as he can do damage up top and cause problems, go back to keegan's 4-3-3 with something like ------------------harps---------------------- r taylor---beye---NOT colo---enrique ----------------butt/nolan------------------- --------------jonas-------guthrie----------- ---owen---------------------------oba---------- ---------------------carroll----------------------- injuries are problematic in defence i guess but when either s taylor or bassong come back colo needs dropping for his and our sake

i've thought for ages the best we'd get would be 10 points in the remainder of the season and still do, i always thought 39 points was enough but looking at it it may well not be 9 for me now unless shearer saw what has been glaringly obvious to the fans for months and changes things we're still going down if duff, butt, nolan, colocinni, r taylor & owen (as a CF) are left to decide our fate on the pitch we're fucked

http://football.guardian.co.uk/fiver/0,,415657,00.html gambling gorilla should love this one

one thing that occurs to me amidst the elation is how i'd feel if we went down and he walked away (anyone thinking the jobs not his if he wants it is mental) - we'd arguably need him more then tbh moot point really 'cause he'll keep us up

I'd also like to second that statement. I do think there's only one Alan Shearer, and if there were two Alan Shearers, then I'd be singing there's two Alan Shearers, and life is beautiful and I love you all especially Lee Craig Stewart and I wish I could design websites like him and tell jokes like Billytray. Damn this is some good shiiiit i was on the precipice personally, think a lot of people were with me too...fuck it's good to be back!! come on chelsea you cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunts!!!!!

there was me thinking hansen would say he'd be shite

To think I pay to have the Guardian delivered for my lass, that will soon end. Bunch of retards. they've done a few of them over the years, started with shepherd i think mind you don't laugh at anything though

i was back in the country during roeder's tenure and got pulled outside the club shop at monument and asked what i thought about a few things as it was starting to go awry back then made me laugh 'cause all of the questions were leading and trying to get me to say something stupid or controversial but i never obliged...basically said we need better players who aren't injured all the time and things will be right, something along those lines did it make the soccer saturday toon preview? did it fuck

should amuse & enrage people in equal measure, cracked me up though: http://football.guardian.co.uk/fiver/0,,415657,00.html

oh fuck me can you imagine them going down at our expense with shearer as manager... lordy!

nile ranger

twats? Yes twats. The "4rm" especially ha ha 4rm...surely harder to type that than "from"

ashley's plan all along tbh post-keegan; reduce the club to the worst possible state imaginable on & off the pitch in order to coax shearer (the only man he really wanted) into the job to save us from relegation bit like the plot of rambo 3 'cept troutman didn't get caught by the russian's on purpose

me and my mate have been saying for ages he'd take over when we were at our lowest point, seems he wants to actually save us from that instead fuckin magic...i'm off to the bookies website to stick some money on us staying up

FUCK ME!!! i get on a plane having just found out who lee stewart was, much to my eternal satisfaction, get off the plane 10 hours later and shearer is the manager i need to get on planes more fucking often i think

you're a professional footballer earning millions of pounds and you're part of the euro 2008 winning squad - an adidas exec comes up at the new kit launch and asks you to wear face paint and your answer is....! ... how much? ah, right...yeah

I was back in the UK over the weekend for the England game and went into Lillywhites. I always liked Lillywhites when I lived in London, a really elite sports shop, but was totally shocked after going in on Saturday. It now looks like a multi-storey storage warehouse crammed, and I mean crammed, full with junk. Mike Ashley doesn't give a fck about Newcastle United, he doesn't give a fck about anything. Good businessman or unscrupulous fat twt........? fuck he hasn't has he? it was the hamley's or harrod's of sport man, fuckin loved lillywhite's when i was there as a bairn jesus man

you're a professional footballer earning millions of pounds and you're part of the euro 2008 winning squad - an adidas exec comes up at the new kit launch and asks you to wear face paint and your answer is....!

perfectly correct, however you know who is in charge now and how the game will play out, even if makes it back before then i suppose what i'm saying here is in this instance current form will beat history due to how bad our current form is, i.e. never been as bad for 15 years vs a 6 (?) year unbeaten record at WHL

detente then all games are winnable ffs...however in the interests of closing this out and being able to get off to kip i'll repeat that for me this is not a winnable game for the following reasons: we have no manager, the one we've got is shit, our midfield is shit, our strikers can't score 'cause our midfield can't provide, our defence can't defend 'cause our midfield is too shit to protect them properly so our their confidence has been shot to fuck... this is without going into specifics about form and injuries etc... we've got a great recent record mind

actually yes, because it means you've either not watched us in the last 6 months, or have watched us and have no understanding of football or you've not watched spurs since feb or have and don't have enough understanding of the game to know they'll murder us Yes of course, I haven't watched Newcastle United much at all in the last 6 months and I musn't know much about the game because I disagree with the mighty mrmojorisin75 Did you just call someone else stupid and arrogant?, because your doing a fantastic job of that yourself. Form does not tell you everything about who will win a game, if it worked like that every team would always be in the same place in the league, form changes and there are also blips. Records between two teams can often have as much baring on a game as form. Also for the record I've never said our game against the Spuds is a dead cert win and I can't remember anybody else saying that. see my next post - the above is NE5-esque in its vagueness...of course we "could" win, any possible result can happen on any day a game is played

teasy as i said apologies if this has come across personally but i'll boil it down to the basics of my ire: offer me a FOOTBALL reason how we'll beat them and i'll wander off into the sunset happy as larry - however there isn't a football reason we'll beat them, there's a historical reason we're at the lowest we've been for 15+ years and they're gaining some form with a new manager and some new players and to be honest have played decent football all season but have fucked up for a number of reasons as for records i was at every single game we lost in london during the famous run so i know all about runs and history seriously, gentlemanly 10 quid bet on the result?

actually yes, because it means you've either not watched us in the last 6 months, or have watched us and have no understanding of football or you've not watched spurs since feb or have and don't have enough understanding of the game to know they'll murder us

ah i see...my disgruntlement came from the arrogance and stupidity of our fans less than 2 months ago..i'm a logic and reason kind of guy you see, sorry if it's come across as personal spurs will bury us because they have the better players, team & manager AND WE'RE AWAY that was the case in february & it's the case now i take exception to arguments without reason, such as "the better record" when the players that created said record have been sold or reduced to dust

wow, wonder if it's true that capello said this with reference to owen: "I have to choose the players to play against Ukraine, not against history."