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Didn't have to wait long "'Big up?': Steve McClaren learns Jamaican patois during training session - with less embarrassing results than his Dutch accent" https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-13820525/Steve-McClaren-BIZARRE-video-Jamaica-Reggae-Boyz-boss.html

Sidnote #2: Obafemi Martins has a 19 year old son named Kevin Martins that's currently on the books for Monza in the Serie A (though playing for their U19s). He goes by the nickname "King Kev"

Sidenote: I just looked up the 08-09 season Wiki and went down a Wikihole of looking up what happened to the players we had that season (and those we let go). Did anyone else know that James fucking Troisi signed for Juventus in 2012, four years after leaving us without a single appereance? Has to be said that he went on to make exactly zero appearances for Juventus as well, but still... what the fuck?

To be fair, Martins was here for three years and hardly did anything iconic during that time or went on to be remembered as an "iconic" ex-NUFC player, so him not actively referencing his time here or being "brought back" for anything in Newcastle doesn't feel weirder than us not bringing the likes of Sebastien Bassong or Xisco back for anything (or them not referencing their time at NUFC much in interviews).

I've had the thought a few times over the now 18(!) years I've been a member. One time I decided to "test myself" by logging out on all my devices to see if not being logged in and thus not being able to actively participate in discussion would make me spend less time on here, but it didn't. It just made me more and more frustrated that I "couldn't" comment on anything others posted In the end, the only thing that's enabled me to "take a break" from this place and stay away from it for a period of multiple months ended up being me suffering a complete mental breakdown that saw me essentially lose track of time and space, which in turn broke all of the "routines" I had developed in life, which included checking in on here (and other sites) multiple times per day. Wouldn't recommend doing that to anyone as a way to manage to stop coming on here, however

Whilst I understand the "need" or "urge" to have a break from this place (as well as the internet in general, or other specific sites that are time-vacuums), I'll never understand why people end up deleting their profiles. In the end, if they return one day, all they've achieved by doing so is lose all easy access to all of their own history on the site as their posts end up remaining anyway Since the Harvey Weinstein debacle and the rise of cancel culture that followed back in 2017, I've always felt that if the day were to come where I made it big-time in the entertainment industry - my post history on here will be what brings me down

I noticed a name in the Iceland starting eleven that I'd long since forgotten; Gylfi Sigurdsson. What happened to him post-noncing? Did he go to jail or did he get aquitted and end up not getting a deal with a club in any of the major European leagues due to the aforementioned noncing allegations, which led to him end up back on Iceland playing for Valur?

I once saw someone describing how the way he was throwing defenders off balance was "like watching Michael Jackson moonwalk, but during a football match"

I do, they’re a million times better than the pointless international friendlies that used to fill the fixtures in the International Calender that’s been taken over by the Nations League. For people from nations that aren’t a part of the «always qualify for all the tournaments regardless» crowd, the fact doing well in the Nations League can lead to qualifying for a proper International tournament is massive.

I think the perfect explanation as to why he did not lies in how he said he hated Ashley for not allowing him to push on. Also, whilst it seems a nice thing to say that his favorite club to have managed were us and that his favorite season as a manager was the season we finished fifth, lest we forget that we are the biggest club he's managed and the season we finished fifth he won the Manager of the Year award. Just his "good" memories of us are those related to what level of personal glory he achieved back then than anything else.

Brief follow-up/sidenote on this, to the cunt's credit he actually said some very interesting things (not prompted by any NUFC fan) whilst at the same time showcasing a classic narcissistic personality trait. Someone asked what his favorite club to manage had been, to which he responded "Newcastle, obviously" (the "obviously" might make it seem like a sarcastic remark, but in the context of the conversation it was not). When asked about his favorite season as a manager, his response was the season we placed 5th, which then spurred him on to a bit of an angry rant about how Mike Ashley was the "biggest fucking cunt he'd ever met" and that he'd "never forgive him for not allowing him* to push on after that season", going on to say the response he got from Ashley when pleading for a larger transfer budget was to "shut his fucking mouth and remember that what he was hired to do was avoid relegation, not win the fucking Premier League". Apparently the two never really had a conversation after that. * note how he phrased it as "allowing him" to push on after finishing fifth, not "the team" or any other collective phrasing. Guy was clearly enraged by not being allowed to chase further individual glory, not enraged that the owner of the club he managed was purposefully holding the club back. Other than that the subject of NUFC didn't really pop up again, bar brief mentions of Ryan Taylor and Mike Williamson being "great people" and that Steven Taylor was a mentally challenged human being (IQ-wise). Fairly certain I mentioned all this at the time in the Pardew thread so probably not any new information in the historical chronology of N-O.

Had a photo gig in Bodø when CSKA Sofia played them and went to a dinner where Pardew was at the table. My feelings towards him were identical to yours up to that moment, but I'm sad to say that during that dinner I lapped everything up. Like most narcissists he's got the gift of the gab. I mean, there'd be no reason for him not to be polite and nice at a dinner where tons of journos and football profiles were present - but all the way through the dinner the guy was so insanely relatable/likeable I left the dinner completely gaslit. Took me weeks to shake it to remember the guy's a complete and absolute cunt One thing I took away from that night was a new understanding of how the guy kept getting gig after gig - because, if for some reason I became the owner of a football club tomorrow and, for a laugh, invited Pardew to come interview for the manager gig... if he talked the talk like he did that night, regardless of knowing everything I know about him and hating his guts to no end - I'm fucking certain he'd have talked me into hiring the fucking bastard anyway. The guy fucking knows how to sell himself, that's for certain

I, for one, can't wait to see Bodø/Glimt tear Manchester United a new one at Old Trafford on November 28th.

Hope to see Hernes on the bench and us coasting to a victory so he'd get some minutes as well.

A Trophy is a Trophy and the League Cup is easier to win than the FA Cup - much rather we just go all guns blazing for the LC and play the kids in the FAC. Once we've ended our trophy drought we can start focusing on winning the "better" trophies.

I think there's like 6/7 players in the starting eleven that's either from Bodø or came through their academy, but were born in other Northern Norwegian towns. If they make it into the CL proper, I feel like they would be the club with the most homegrown players in their first team squad since like... the 90s or something

As a Northern Norwegian, it feels kinda surrealistic to know the CL hymn was playing just a two hour drive away.

Even wearing my Norwegian glasses, Berge is nothing but a non-consistent, weak, player with a high ability ceiling he never reached/reaches. Perrfect signing for Man Utd.

I think Gabigol was the last Brazilian to have that "hype" you talk of. Remember the press going crazy after Inter Milan "stole" his signature from other European giants after him. Then, Gabigol absolutely bombed and ran back to Brazil with his tail between his legs. Been no hyped up Brazilian youngster since then. To be fair to the kid, Inter absolutely hyped him the fuck up to be "the next Ronaldo" and even unveiled him at the same location they unveiled Ronaldo after he signed

Side note; I somehow happened upon the original laws of the game when I was looking for the law stating teams had to keep their kits for more than one season: Little did I know that handling the ball used to be completely legal (rule eight)

Not sure if this was serious, but it really piqued my interest - so if it was, do you have any relevant articles/source for it being law? 2-3 minutes searching on Google didn't turn up anything relevant That said, I did learn that the shift from multi-season kits to new kits every year came as a side-effect of the massively ballooning manufacturer deals that started popping up at the "big" clubs in the late 00s/early 10s, meaning it wasn't actually something most clubs wanted as the only true beneficiary of the "new season, new kit" system was the kit manufacturers earning back their money - and then some - from fans needing to buy new kits once a year. Doesn't appear as if it will change soon, even with a few clubs reverting to the old ways, as the clubs that have broken off haven't been clubs that make a shitton of money from exclusive deals with the largest sporting goods manufacturing companies in the world - so they can "afford" to be kind to their fans wallets. More worryingly, one article I came across made a good argument for why away/third kits have become more "extravagant", "over the top colorful" and "increasingly eccentric" in their designs the past few seasons; online gaming. Stevenage specifically designed their away kit for the 19/20 season (partnering with Burger King) to "stand out" when someone played as them on FIFA and ran a contest where the participants had to post their best goals from an online FIFA match where they played as Stevenage, wearing the away kit. It apparently was a great marketing ploy as their brand awareness grew exponentially due to the 99% of FIFA players that had no idea why their opponent kept choosing a non-PL English team decked out in an extravagant kit - which triggered their curiosity and led them to familiarise themselves with Stevenage, as well as make the 19/20 away kit the most sold kit in Stevenage's history

Was seconds away from heading into a longform-post defending Siem De Jong's inclusion given how he played 278 matches for them and scored two out of the three goals that secured them their 30th total Eredivise title, this after Ajax got vaccinated against obtaining any form of trophy for seven seasons until De Jong stepped up and broke their dry spell. ...then I noticed "Albert Luque".......if my memory isn't failing, didn't he just play like a handful of games for them before Danny Blind tore up his contract after he knocked Luis Suarez out cold in the Ajax dressing room at half time during a match? What the fuck?

IIRC, back in the day there was this French lad that every now and then put on some Maradona-esque shows. Left the club after our manager at the time, @Alan Pardew, decided that type of showboating belonged at the likes of Hull City - not Newcastle United.

2. Bundesliga started yesterday.