Kaizero

If Mitro had scored there

Mike Ashley secretly planning to kill a Geordie and associate each death with every number from 1 to 90.

Yes

Please use the match thread now guys: http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,97647.0.html

NUFC: Elliot; Janmaat, Taylor, Lascelles, Dummet; Shelvey, Colback; Sissoko, Perez, Wijnaldum; Riviere. Subs: Darlow, Anita, Gouffran, Aarons, Saivet, Doumbia, Mitrovic. AFCB: Boruc; Francis, Smith, Cook, Daniels; Ritchie, Gosling, Surman, Gradel; Afobe, King. Subs: Federici, Elphick, Pugh, Distin, Murray, Grabban, O'Kane. Referee: Paul Tierney (Lancashire) Attendance: 52,107 Final score: 1- 3 0 - 1 Taylor (OG) '28 0 - 2 King '70 1 - 2 Perez '80 1 - 3 Daniels '90+2 Booked Cook '45 Perez '55 Gosling '75 Grabban '89 Sent off Post-match reaction can be found from here: http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php?topic=97647.700 Television coverage: None. (Match of the Day @ 10.45pm) Radio coverage: BBC Radio Newcastle. Online radio coverage outside the UK: www.nufc.co.uk. Yes, that means you have to pay. PLEASE DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES DISCUSS, REQUEST OR PROVIDE LINKS TO ILLEGAL MATCH STREAMS. IF YOU DO, YOU WILL BE BANNED. See www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php?topic=19161.0 for more information.

That's not even the funny part. The funny part is them saying we'd be in the Premier League.

Tottenham 2 v 2 Arsenal Chelsea 2 v 1 Stoke Everton 1 v 2 West Ham Man City 3 v 0 Aston Villa Newcastle 0 v 2 Bournemouth Southampton 3 v 1 Sunderland Swansea 2 v 1 Norwich Watford 0 v 2 Leicester Crystal Palace 0 v 4 Liverpool West Brom 0 v 2 Man Utd

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I was just continuing the Palnese trend by comparing things to Norwegian laws, man Three years would be the maximum for an accidental killing over here.

I can't find the proper translation for what I'm thinking of Accidental murder? Where you don't mean to kill someone but they die anyway, like if you hit them with your car?

Think Johnson should have gotten around 6 months to a year personally. Five to ten is harsher than second degree murder sentences tbh.

Got 36. Seems I did well with that apparently

There's a lot more interesting teams in the Championship than the PL anyways. Shame they'll all rape us as League One doesn't have as many interesting teams.

Poll reset. Vote as of March 2nd: 1 2 (0.6%) 2 7 (1.9%) 3 20 (5.5%) 4 19 (5.2%) 5 47 (12.9%) 6 32 (8.8%) 7 53 (14.6%) 8 85 (23.4%) 9 49 (13.5%) 10 49 (13.5%)

It's been so boring. It's been so boring I've actually had Idol on the other screen. I feel like those horrible teens singing other people's songs actually entertained me more. Fuck my life.

This kit is one of the best we've had in a while and it actually bothers me that I can't buy it because I'd be supporting Ashley's destruction of NUFC. And also the fucking Wonga on it. Fuck.

Sunderland are like that racist uncle everybody hates coming to family gatherings twice a year. Pardew is like the uncle that maimed and killed everything you love.

Dat play

FWIW he has at least two assists. I watched the Castilla 4-1 win against Amorebieta and he 100% assisted two of the Castilla goals.

0 goals, 0 assists in 24 games so far this season for their B team.

Ødegaard in the first team squad for the next match

Deliberately haven't included that as it may alter some people's lists as they add teams just to move them up that list Hence why I said at the end I'd post it.