Newcastle Fan

Definition of zero end product.

Wasn't really enjoying playing up top but those last few minute from him were incredible, as boring as our team is he's a game on his own

Having to fight an absolute battle to beat fucking Oxford

That fucking needless foul by him, can't wait to see him dropped

This is about our level tbh, is this going to extra time now or penalties?

This is exactly what it is.

He looked eager to play and impress, is her cup tied or can he play on Tuesday?

Last 5 minutes they were attacking and we were setting back as if they are not the bottom team in the fucking league, reminded my of the Fulham game last year, Joelinton makes it so hard for us to be anything better than a team that hopes for a fluke here and there.

Get any kid from the reserves and give him some game time and he might do better than Joelinton.

I think it was the Rochdale away game where his game showed the most, he had the ball for a ridiculous amount of times and always put in the wrong cross or took the wrong decision at the end, my only worry is that even Lazaro didn't look that much better when he replaced him.

He got pocketed today by Grant fucking Hanley, he's an awful striker and there's no way he can get away with that by just running about a bit.

He's a very average player, not good but not bad which somehow always made him better than whoever else we have, hopefully now with Rose we won't get to see him as much.

He was a good professional and wasn't too bad when we played him, the issue with him is that he's not the type of player that will end up contributing much to either the defense or the attack, in our current way of playing football he was always going to suffer.

We really do need a striker.

Good signing imo, he'll be a good Replacement for Williems and can just play Ritchie there if he's not that good anymore, he can be the back-up.

Some real Drama Queens here i'm confident that this takeover won't go through but should it happen i will be absolutely delighted with it, these guys have big plans and being part of it will be massive to the club and the city.

What a photo good to have this beautiful man back.

He's been out of competitive football and training for quite a while now, will be interesting to see how he will do once (if) he comes back.

You know what really annoys me? that every rumor has a line it about Ashley being angry that reports of the purposed take over have been "leaked" it makes very little sense but it's the one constant in every fakeover article

People say that Joelinton is isolated and the system doesn't suite the one striker but honestly when Carroll plays we look fine, Joe is not a striker, he can't strike for once and can't really bring other players into play.

It's another one of those isn't, genuinely starting to think its Mike Ashley and his team leaking these "stories" just for laughs

Not sure how good he is at the back still but he's a far better striker than Joelinton

I love him and really want him to turn out to be a fantastic player for us but he was awful yet again today, he lost his confidence and that's really not good when your playing in such a crucial position.

Luckiest team alive i swear

A better player in an area we're piss awful in. Are we though? all the player who play there can hold their own. would much rather we got a wing-back or a striker.