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Erm, I think you'll find it's actually spelled 'erudite'.

It's nice to know it wasn't an actual attempt to cause havoc, but what an absolute farce.

Canny.

Plz b srios

Ridiculous challenge to make considering his previous treatment received from officials. He'd played really well until that point as well, which makes it all the more frustrating. Brilliant header but it's possible that he's just a bit too thick to ever change.

He'll be here next season.

What's going on with his face?

I'd definitely have him in the England squad, like. He's just a constant threat.

Had no idea the Adidas deal was worth so much. £75m a season, man. How much do Puma pay NUFC per season?

We've heard it all before. MA, May 2009:

They're gonna give us swirls made up of little circles in line with the new EFL brand, aren't they?

He'll be licking where his lips should be at the thought of making Tiote his all-action powerhouse in the middle of the Palace park.

Class that.

You'd think he was trolling if you hadn't listened to him before. I absolutely know he's not trolling but it's still hard to understand someone being that thick.

And Caulkin.

I'm waiting for all the news stories telling Everton fans to be careful what they wish for. He finished 5th once, man.

That fat slug's celebration last night. What an odious human being.

How many times have they promised to communicate more often with the fans now? The barefaced cheek of the thumb-headed thundercunt.

The club's now at its biggest crossroads in modern times. Ashley absolutely has to hand full control of the club over to Rafa but we all no it's not gonna happen and the club will simply exercise the break clause.

They're hopeless, Everton. Careless in possession and absolutely toothless.

Bit ladge to put Lakaku at the top of the pyramid, he must weigh a tonne.

The new Premier League badge is gopping.

What the actual f*** It's one of the saddest things I've ever seen advertised.