Fatwax

I'm sorry but footballers are told time and time again to keep their hands down their side, Taylor did this, he didn't raise his hand at all, it hit his shoulder at first. If you are told to keep your arms by your side and when you do that the ball hits you and penalties are still given then we might as well just chop our arms off because thats the only way handball isn't ever going to be given. He pushed the ball away with his arm. Sissoko may have affected this by being in front of him and dropping, but he still did it.

It was definitely a penalty. He played it with his arm.

Colo! Colo! Colo! Colo! Colo!

Unsporting Peruvian striker capitalises on goalkeeper's collapse to score. http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/video/2013/feb/20/peruvian-striker-goalkeeper-collapse-video

His head looks absolutely huge there!

Definitely a wise head to have amongst the lads

Cos the damage is done and Mourinho wants to stay till end of season at real I could get 10 monkeys do better than him tbh. Go on then. Yogi Gareth Bale Boo boo Clyde King Kong Cheetah Donkey Kong Mighty Joe Young Peter Reid Guy Is yogi a monkey? I also like the fact that you thought of Gareth Bale before Boo Boo

Cos the damage is done and Mourinho wants to stay till end of season at real I could get 10 monkeys do better than him tbh. Go on then.

Yeah.. that's definitely fake

He's no Danny Simpson Thank fuck for that!

There's no link-up so they fight for the same space. Pardew's only answer so far has been to sacrifice Cisse and bung him on the right.

Come on man, you're not serious about Mbia ? didn't robinho think he was signing for man utd ? He thought he'd signed for Chelsea. Robinho Mistake

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,59501.msg1657031.html#msg1657031 Memories. Reminded me of this

CERTAINLY!

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906 Knew the number off by heart.. interesting!

Giggs?

Everton apparently came back for pre season training much earlier than usual and much earlier than anyone else. They also only went as far as Scotland for pre-season matches, to minimalise travelling apparently.

Hearts are going for it! Lovely little sequence then.

My word!

I love the fact that Pardew is there watching the Adam Campbell show.