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Holy s***! Who do you think should be called up ahead of him then? Barkley and Lallana are injured, Gerrard and Lampard have just retired, and Rodwell has barely played 5 games in the past two seasons. He's there because Hodgson has to call up a certain number of players ffs. He's "next" in the pecking order, so what the hell is the problem with having a look at him? We've taken the p*ss, and in context rightly so, out of him and the fact that Pardew wanted him to replace Cabaye. But he's our player now, and he hasn't done much wrong so far. I don't often agree with Ronaldo, but on this account I fully agree that we should wish him the best of luck. If the call-up gives Colback any additional confidence that he ups his game for us, then all the better for NUFC. He's been a stand out player in a decidedly average Newcastle side, I was as pissed off as most when he joined but he hasn't done much wrong since being here and has impressed given the chance. So why not? Let him have his chance, see if he can do something for England. After all it was Pardew who told him to aim for England

The only tricky thing is staying awake while we pass it sideways and backwards for 90 minutes

3/1 Palace, we're practically evens, who said glue sniffers can't get jobs?

Very difficult to get? Your banished one to said team you fucking spanner

Then I hope we lose the next 10 by heavy scorelines. Whatever it takes. Sadly, wanting what's best for Newcastle, the players, and for ourselves as fans means hoping we lose, lose heavily, and lose repeatedly. I hate even thinking it, but I cannot support this horrid tripe anymore. This is also where I'm at right now and have been for a long time, most of the fan base are unable to see the bigger picture though. I tried my best for the sake of enjoyment to try and just watch the games and take them for what they are, a game of football with the club I've supported since a kid but there's nothing to enjoy anyway. Us having a car crash start to the season really would be for the greater good. Trying to watch us at the moment does nothing for me but induce sleep, it's turgid, slow, uninspiring shit. Wake me when he's been canned!

Then I hope we lose the next 10 by heavy scorelines. Whatever it takes. Sadly, wanting what's best for Newcastle, the players, and for ourselves as fans means hoping we lose, lose heavily, and lose repeatedly. I hate even thinking it, but I cannot support this horrid tripe anymore. Greater good, it's a sad indictment that true support in situations like this means wanting to lose to rid us of Groundhog Day. It's not a bad outlook it just doesn't sit easily, the players and NUFC have my support but this ass clown doesn't and if that means us losing, regularly and embarrassingly then so be it. Short pain, long time gain, anything else prolongs the agony.

No goals and a walloping every week, you'd have to wonder how long it would take, not something I'd like to bet on.

Warnock has a lot to answer for, why would he do that to us? We beat Gillingham with an OG and he's bleating on like HE beat Chelsea away. He'll soon come crashing down when Palace embarrass us at home, of course they'll be a "tough side" with "new manager bounce" but the excuses are wearing thin now. Hopefully when we go behind at the weekend the unrest will start to creep in. 100% fraud who's bullshitted his way through nearly 4 years here, that's the only thing I'll ever give him credit for, grade A chancer. But his time is up, it's not if but when I reckon now.

He was just trying to push him away with his knuckles

Just hope we can tie up the transfer of OG from Gillingham before 11pm Monday.

Us laughing at yooniyted is like laughing at an armless guy whilst pointing at him with your one stump. Tis glorious watching them fall from grace though

I agree, I accepted defeat a while ago. It's more a strange degree of amusement at how ridiculous it's got as opposed to a raging inferno of hate. Occasionally the old blood pressure goes up but generally I'm more relaxed about things. He just continues to make himself look like a c*** and eventually he'll get found out, eventually....... I began to type something similar, it's like the 5 stages you experience when you find out your going to die, welcome to acceptance guys! I've done the rage and hatred, but what's the point, it makes no difference. It's better to just take a step back and laugh at his ineptitude, it will bite him on the arse, it's just taking a lot longer than anyone anticipated. This season will be his last, he won't see it through barring a minor miracle, he's on a hiding to nothing.

Doesn't track back

That's us put our "effort" into the cups for this season, can't wait for the draw to see who gets to put us out. Maybe Ben Arfa will get a run out with the kids in the next round so he can take all the flack too.

Buying all these players for Pardew is like going out with Mila Kunis and making her wear a burka at all times.

We can't break down a wet cardboard box tbf It's f***ing really serious and needs to be sorted but it won't - not an ounce of creativity and nobody looking like putting the ball into the back of the net. Long, long season ahead and boring boring s*** to suit. It's not even funny now, really is a f***ing joke. No point in getting fucked off about it bud, it's not gonna change with this clown in charge, might as well laugh at the mangey cunt until he invariably gets fired

You know he's going to take pride in us breaking our duck winning and scoring when we win by an OG. The king is back mofos!

We can't break down a wet cardboard box tbf

"We was triffic" etc. We showed a lot of fret in the first half and made it count, but Gillingham is a good side and a lot of teams will struggle to get anything here this season, they will do well in the league and I wish them the best. For us it's back to basics, we have to prepare ourselves for Palace. They will be up for the fight and we have to be careful not to underestimate them because they is managerless.

It is puzzling, probably because he licks windows 23 hours a day. You have to lick a lot of windows/eat a lot of crayons to get that fat

Well he needs to improve on the 3 he got last season or else we're fooked. Still an improvement on Shola

I don't know what everyone's problem is with OG, he's likely our top scorer this season

Did any banners make it to the game?