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I don't think the though too much of Beckham's attitude, mind. It's been a while since I read the book but I think he said something about Beckham being the only player he managed long-term who wanted to be famous more than he wanted to be a great footballer. I can imagine that being true tbh. But he still gave his all when it counted.

The good players he has let go in the past tend to be because of questionable mental attitude, except Beckham. Stam was allegedly drug taking and Ronaldo went for nearly the same amount of money we were sold for so you'd be daft not to sell.

That's MrFuckFace1978 to you buster

Fergie always knew when to let a player go, he must have shown some ability at some point to get there but if Fergie is actively selling someone there's a reason for it. Should never have taken him, Butt or Smith.

I need a name change, anyone do that for me?

Listen http://media3.giphy.com/media/ZIKS27OhcKSJi/200w.gif

If Ashley can turn a profit he's not going to invest it in the club, nee fkin chance. One way or another it'll line his rather wide back pocket. Wouldn't be surprised if he found a way to syphon it off to SD. You just have to look at USC to know he has no fucks to give.

Charver games in charge; 8 points, 10 goals scored, 15 against, -5 goal difference. Reverse fixtures 14/15 Pardew for the same games; 7 points, 9 goals scored, 17 against, -8 goal difference. PROGRESS!!!

Not as bad as I thought he'd go at Abeid tbh. There's time yet, he's wetting his lips for that one tomorrow.

This is the problem, it's all well and good shrugging the shoulders and saying he won't last long in the job, but it'll be another season wasted until the next knacker comes in. With the options available this summer we need to get it right now.

Man ... I thought that was your post. The amount of abuse I was about to rain down on your skull. I swear. They should have a "fucking idiot" filter on FB to prevent you hhaving to read shit like this. Not good for the blood pressure. Surely a mackem or a WUM though.

http://www.themag.co.uk/2015/03/thousands-empty-newcastle-v-man-utd-seats-due-mike-ashley-policy/ It'll cost you £77 if you want to watch tonight as a one off game. Loads of seats empty and Ashley won't sell unless you're a ST holder or a member, purely because it's Manyoo.

Harsh on Mike tbh He is the sole reason we follow a totally pointless football club these days. That's Ashley, he was being harsh on Mike...

Whatever it is, it'll be a hefty profit, meanwhile we have a threadbare squad lacking any sort of bite in numerous positions and a deckhand masquerading as a head coach. But you know what? Support the team, fund the regime, that's my mantra. Ashley will get his one day, the fat fuck can't outrun Karma forever.

13 points clear with 11 games to go, not mathematically safe but pretty much guaranteed now, I can't see the freak string of results it would need to drag us down happening. Now Carvdew just needs to prove why he shouldn't get the job permanently.

So glad I chose to work today by the sounds of it, much less painful dealing with dickhead customers!

3995. Call it 4 grand. I'll chip in the fiver to make it up to £4k I know a bloke who's got a broomhandle Mauser. I say just use the broom handle, slower, more painful. It's getting a bit dark right now isn't it? We're clearly going to get an authoritative knock on the front door in the morning

3995. Call it 4 grand. I'll chip in the fiver to make it up to £4k

I'm sure I could have a temporary lapse of "amnesia" for a few million quid too It's so obvious that they've been bribed it's unreal. There's nothing they can use to defend themselves with either, since there are 0 reasons to give the WC to f***ing Qatar ffs So unbelievably corrupt, it's obvious the only way you get to host the World Cup in this day and age is by forking out the GDP of a small country. They should do away with "voting" and just give it to the highest bidder.

Just seen the poll on Carver yes/no has started using decimals for the first time Must be a desperate attempt to seem like his popularity is growing(up to 7.1%) That poll is class, keeps popping up at the bottom of every article I read on my phone and it's a resounding f*** NO every time 92.9% only equates to "some" fans though, like it's a vocal minority.

I'm sure I could have a temporary lapse of "amnesia" for a few million quid too

I'd imagine you're unindated with offers. Glorious opportunity to watch what is essentially the Club we all love. I'm away down to Welling to watch North Shields v Erith and Belvedere in FA Vase Quarters. 25 will likely secure both seats. Add 50 more and Man U can be secured also. You're paying the poor sap that takes them off you, right? That's not how it works is it? Offering two seats for what is effectively the price of one. If you've gave up on 'your' Club then fair do's to you but not everyone has T'was a joke Crumpy, chill man!

I'd imagine you're unindated with offers. Glorious opportunity to watch what is essentially the Club we all love. I'm away down to Welling to watch North Shields v Erith and Belvedere in FA Vase Quarters. 25 will likely secure both seats. Add 50 more and Man U can be secured also. You're paying the poor sap that takes them off you, right?

Just too much right there. Sit down Scotland, there's nothing for you to see here.