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Mattoon

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  1. Clearly rattled by Ashley with his pre-match guff today, good! Evidently Stoke is a tough place to go to, a tough match and a tough team, everything is tough you fucking gimp.
  2. You're gonna love 2020, then. he's going soon. The forum will crash The materials that make up the server the forum is hosted on will disintegrate long before he leaves. When he goes, the smoke signals will be...emotional. I'll be crying at a single salute to a newcastle flag on the ground tbh 2020 is gonna be great. I'm not going to look forward to his contract renewal in the northern leagues
  3. It does seem like he's talking directly to us Every time. newcastle has legit driven everyone mad Nah, man. f*** that, son. Read his quotes on football. He's talking in codes to us, like he knows Pardew is in the room with us. you're a truther mike f*** off. Read that quote ffs. He's talking to us! I can hardly talk tbh I've convinced myself pardew does everything to personally get at me Don't be so precious! He's clearly trolling me He gave me the patented pardew death stare tbh And yet you're still here to tell the tail? A likely story! Its how he fell. He dodged it on some Matrix s***. A mile away, a f***ing bird dropped out of the sky stone dead. We almost lost San. :lol: Next time, take a mirror, that'll learn him! Right? We were a pair of mirror aviators away from a new manager, ffs. What's gonna happen when he goes? I can't imagine it. Theres a tear that appears in the time space continuum and we get stuck in a time travel loop back to 2011 and have to suffer Pardew for eternity. Careful what you wish for kids.
  4. It does seem like he's talking directly to us Every time. newcastle has legit driven everyone mad Nah, man. f*** that, son. Read his quotes on football. He's talking in codes to us, like he knows Pardew is in the room with us. you're a truther mike f*** off. Read that quote ffs. He's talking to us! I can hardly talk tbh I've convinced myself pardew does everything to personally get at me Don't be so precious! He's clearly trolling me He gave me the patented pardew death stare tbh And yet you're still here to tell the tail? A likely story! Its how he fell. He dodged it on some Matrix s***. A mile away, a f***ing bird dropped out of the sky stone dead. We almost lost San. :lol: Next time, take a mirror, that'll learn him!
  5. It does seem like he's talking directly to us Every time. newcastle has legit driven everyone mad Nah, man. f*** that, son. Read his quotes on football. He's talking in codes to us, like he knows Pardew is in the room with us. you're a truther mike f*** off. Read that quote ffs. He's talking to us! I can hardly talk tbh I've convinced myself pardew does everything to personally get at me Don't be so precious! He's clearly trolling me He gave me the patented pardew death stare tbh And yet you're still here to tell the tail? A likely story! On the Ashley thing if he is truly thinking of dumping him he's not going to do it now on Monday for not wanting to look like a fool. If he is "joking" then both the fuckers are trolling me.
  6. It does seem like he's talking directly to us Every time. newcastle has legit driven everyone mad Nah, man. f*** that, son. Read his quotes on football. He's talking in codes to us, like he knows Pardew is in the room with us. you're a truther mike f*** off. Read that quote ffs. He's talking to us! I can hardly talk tbh I've convinced myself pardew does everything to personally get at me Don't be so precious! He's clearly trolling me
  7. Mattoon

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    This is one of the most upsetting things I have ever read in my life. We are in major, major trouble. Then people wonder why all these attack minded players we bring in look terrible, and try to claim they just aren't good enough. They are working on attacking ply one day a week, and I imagine those sessions in themselves are terrible. They aren't getting the necessary reps. Not to mention the manager himself can't even devise a plan of attack, he has to leave it to his assistant, who is an assistant not a manager himself for a reason!?!
  8. Mattoon

    SackPardew.com

    Read the latest quotes about Ameobi, not his biggest fan myself but surely not the best man management skills to come out in public and saying he's crap and on his last chance (irony). That's Ameobi Ben Arfa btw, who he has blamed for bombing forward, conceding a free kick and losing a goal/the game. Escape goat number 2.
  9. Mattoon

    SackPardew.com

    I look forward to what they plan next, but as we've seen, its no good them planning this and that if folk don't take it upon themselves to do their bit, thousands did at the weekend evidently but there needs to be more, far more, if we are to see positive changes. They have shown the way and been a breath of fresh air, we now need to follow suit. I think a sustained attack will see the tide change in the ground, the numpties that sat on their hands are sheep and when it builds momentum they join in. I just hope it happens soon and not when it's too late. Meanwhile the away games will continue to be hell for Pardew.
  10. I.e. We really don't give as hit about this, probably haven't even bothered to train for it.
  11. But 2-2! Turned a corner Aye the one that never ends. Oh but it does end, dead end, every corner, corner? Float it to Williamson!
  12. Quite literally as it bounced off his thick head!
  13. Even Leicester play better football than us, it's depressing!
  14. Mattoon

    SackPardew.com

    It's a double edged sword unfortunately, the REAL support stopped going, choosing to vote with their feet. But when you're unwilling to line the fat mans pockets you're also waiving your ability to voice your opinion in the stands, giving up your seat for part time "fans" who just want a pint and a day out without the missus. Ashley drove the real supporters out and left us with the happy clappers who can't see past the end of their nose. It's no ones fault but Ashley, Pardew needs gone but we're short of advocaters now!
  15. Where's the unrest? The vitriol? Fucking bunch of muppets deserve this prick, sick of this shit now.
  16. Mattoon

    SackPardew.com

    Excellent work by the people in charge of the site, very professionally done and covered all corners. I especially enjoyed the sly dig at Wraith.
  17. Someone is regurgitating Pardew propaganda here, all that 5th bollocks (wing-and-a-prayer football, signs were there), who can we get (better the devil you know), Pardew doesn't choose players (Obertan, Bent, Mullins anyone?), has his best players sold (Losing Cabaye shouldn't make an entire team implode, bad management regardless). These are all over used, poor excuses. Pardew plays internationals out of position, stifles their natural game in favour of defence and chooses the team/set up/tactics(snigger) for the match. He's fucking less than useless, he makes players who play well for their country look like league 1 players at best. His favourite substitute, no matter the score/opposition is left-back for left-back, great way to turn a game Pardew. Ashley is a curse, but excusing Pardew for anything Ashley does is shameful, Pardew knows the score, laps it up and tells us all what a great boss he is. So fuck him, he's the target, he's fully responsible for where he finds himself.
  18. Perhaps he's not arsed if we get relegated? He'll still get Sky money at the end of the season, no investment in the squad next season, parachute payment for being relegated and he can sell us off cheap having made his money back on Sky money and player sales? Just a guess, I wouldn't put anything past this prick.
  19. Mattoon

    SackPardew.com

    This, likening Pardew to the late, great, Sir Bobby Robson should be a lifetime ban iyam.
  20. I think Ashley's just trolling now, he's winding us up for the Hull game, it's all in his plan to make Pardew quit, save on the beans.
  21. A sustained assault on Pardew against Hull will see he goes I'm sure of it. There's no way Pardew can motivate this team now, they've lost all faith in him the towel will be thrown as soon as that first whistle goes.
  22. In any business, if you've got a shit manager it brings the team down. The staff rely on the manager for moral and direction, if he can't supply that then the business is in trouble. Football is no different, if the manager can't direct the club and the staff, the whole club is going to go to pot. The players haven't let him down they've just lost all faith in him and his "system". No way back and we'll not make it to January to bail him out this time.
  23. about fookin time Micky Quinn doing the same on TalkSport earlier too. Once the media turns on him he'll only have Ashley left. Surely his position is untenable if the whole world is screaming fuck off!?
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