Mattoon

I see he's not been given a shirt number? Rob Lee all over again!

Sat in the boardroom after taking the pictures Janmaat is watching the Oldham game unfold before him with his pen in his hand and the contract laid out on the table in front of him "Hang on guys I just need the toilet, be right back".....

Pretty obvious after some movement (and lets not kid ourselves, it HAS been the bare minimum after departures) in the transfer window it'll be back to "Pardew gizza wave" straight away, even after a humping at City and a valiant loss after going a goal up against Villa.

Ludicrous he's being ostracised to this extent, no one is bidding for him because Pardew has soiled his name at every opportunity. "My cars fucked, doesn't run, never starts first time, brakes don't work, I never use it, who wants to buy it?". If, IF he can outlive Pardew here we may see him back to his best but I'm all but resigned to the fact he probably won't kick another ball for us, devastated.

Take what? The massive cock up our collective arse? It's been there since 2008. Jeez, you guys are SO melodramatic. You're not like Brett, Brett was like a cat that came round and a little fuss, you just s*** in flower beds. Fuck me!! We've got a live one here Bimpy, quick get the catnip!

until the season starts and we lose our first two games, then glass is f***ing empty The glass is smashed, there's shit everywhere and no chance of fixing it and can't afford a new one because Leeds!

Same dour football, different players, can only hope for a bit of majik innit.

Cue the "Hiz handz woz tied, now his got playerz are Pardew iz da best" then when he returns to type "Hiz handz is tied innit wif thes cheap forrins"

I also love how people think it's not indicative of how we're going to play once the season comes round because not all our players are back, even though it's the same tactics he's been using for 3 fucking years. Score a goal and hide behind it, oh we're drawing, better hold on to that, oh we're losing, damage limitation!

I haven't and will not buy anything with that blue sign of the devil on it, very unlikely to buy a Puma top either, makes me a little bit sick in my mouth just thinking about it.

What about that time we made Motherwell look ordinary? Not sure it's brag-worthy to make a s*** team look ordinary, much in the same way we have the ability to make ordinary teams look like world beaters. :lol: No way I know that was the obvious point but the smug faced rancid crab crawling cunt makes my piss boil

... Out of a cannon, into the North Sea?

One word to describe the match: Meh

What about that time we made Motherwell look ordinary? Not sure it's brag-worthy to make a shit team look ordinary, much in the same way we have the ability to make ordinary teams look like world beaters.

Lee Ryder ‏@lee_ryder 8s Rolando Aarons has shown some neat touches in first half #nufc We're nothing if not neat!

They'll probably score now as Taylor spends the next 5 minutes beating his chest

english, tackle, & runs - first name on team sheet. I swear if Cabella ever gets dropped for not having euff tackle in him I'll lynch the greasy silver haired fuck myself.

You think Colback will ever not start?

I've just tied a little loop in the end for him so he won't lose it, probably best if he just puts it round his neck so he doesn't drop it.

Whatever his magic number is, it's too many and 3 years too late. Not that I won't be pissed for a month when it happens!

Sick of hearing people spouting the same shit, we've had worse managers, like we shouldn't be mean to Rolf Harris because Jimmy Saville was worse.

I couldn't get near him, he was too fervently patting his own back, like a whirling dervish.

I thought it sounded like Ashleys daily Gregg's delivery pallet hitting the floor.

It broke and fractured our universe. caused a rift in the time space continuum, all we have to do is push the cunt in it now. As a cruel twist of fate we'll all become his descendants though.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/newcastle-boss-alan-pardew-thanks-3859841