Mattoon

"Hatem, why are you tracking back much??? Get forward!!"

There's only room for one King in the Toon, King Kevin, Pardew's not even a street hooker.

He is unreal like "oh they're criticising me for losing, how dare they! I'll be the bigger man and rise above it.". It's ok though folks, he's got a little bit of that winning mentality and he'll just dig deep to find the process to win. But if we don't it's because they have more to play for getting out of relegation. They had that je ne se qua about them, that little bit more desire, we can't expect to compete with that. The most important thing though is that Alan lies through his back teeth.

Not prepared to quit apparently:

Oh ye of little faith! Have faith in Pardball, that's what got us here and that's what's gonna get us through this, 0-2

What's so funny? It's not Pardews fault who he puts in the starting 11, where he plays them and what tactics are used, it's those lazy forriners.

The media gave up shaping public opinion ages ago, now they just report what people already agree with. If they're turning against Pardew it's because they believe that the majority of their readers already share that opinion. Which is nice. We just need the nationals to get off the fence now and stop printing tired old clichés. Sick of the hands tied, rightful place in the table bollocks.

Why would you keep trying to score after 1-0? 3-0 and still going?? They'll end up doing a Portsmouth or Leeds, crazy bastards!

Comfortable win for the sheep shaggers please, pile on the pressure, get this shit stain out my club.

Great game so far, Real have been ruthless, thoroughly deserve this score line but I shudder to think of the second half theatrics and time wasting we're gonna have to endure now.

Close Podolski

This is more like it!

We got Eminem on the bench?

Arsenal are shit like, ffs pull yourselves together and score!

17 no, the time of the first goal, not how many they'll score.

The way he was swaggering down the tunnel man, f***ing horrible t***. walking like he's got a wide-on

4 minutes

I've never felt such hatred for someone I have never met/known in person, that's some effort by the smarmy prick.

I'm watching for the banners and for the morbid curiosity of how badly we'll get humped.

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For all you old ones out there "tonight Matthew.... I'm gonna be a gooner!"

That's not a resignation team sheet, it's a suicide note

He's run out of new excuses and lies to make, now he's just inventing new contexts to use words in! "Arsenal we're biscuit today, if it wasn't for the inauguration of the cork spanner I think we would have got a good flabbergasted today. Still we must go back to the training ground on Wednesday and depreciate the monkey and hopefully the home game against Cardiff should see a better neutron."

http://www.troll.me/images/grinning-emperor-palpatine/good-good-let-the-dark-side-flow-through-you.jpg

This is unreal, he still picks the teams and formations, makes the substitutes and does the half time team talk, what could he possibly do different from the touch line? Clueless fuckwits