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We’ll be getting a hammering off Porn Bros United on Sunday I think

That’s fucking League 1 levels of shit right there

Hope Colback breaks a fucking leg.

This lot have never had a plan B. Bruce is on his way! Wonder why/where the story came from?

That’s brilliant. ‘Wash that red lips off and sign this zero hour contract’

Who the fuck is that?

What a twat. Challenge my arse, ffs.

Wake up from that ridiculous dream.

If only we had such militancy

Was just thinking that photo with Carver and his mates scoffing pies in the canteen is going to be relevant again soon. We'll have an updated version with Steve and his assistants soon! The football is going to be absolutely vile but the laughs we will have. Ah man. How fucking close is he standing there, btw. Would despise him off that alone if I knew nothing else. He’s watching to make sure he’s got enough doner on his mixed kebab feast

‘Extra chilli sauce for Mike please’

I’ve actually decided to follow Norwich, my local side, this year. Well run club by all accounts. Have decided too to that shifting allegiances doesn’t mean I have to sack off this place - which is actually the only thing keeping me interested in what was once NUFC anyway.

Great post. Couldn’t agree more - esp with regards to African football in 2019.

God bless you Rafa. You were the only man holding our club together. Thank you for all that you did.

We don't belong in this league Nope nothing about us even resembles a premier league club Looking at the way some of the lower league clubs are run, we don’t even belong in League 2. It’s amateur fucking stuff.

Fucking class from Corbyn. You would never get any other wank stain politicians from other parties giving the slightest fuck. For the many Jezza lad. Tory cunts may as well support Ashley. Greed over sharing. Spot on JC.

I don’t know why they don’t for David ‘free’ Moyes.

Has there been a more incompetent arsehole associate with Newcastle United?

A Gateshead/Blyth merger to form the ideal anti-SD United team.

That Lincoln manager would do a better job.

We need to make "Ashley FC" stick. Hopefully then people will stop supporting it That’s a fucking brilliant piece, that. Encapsulates my feelings in a nutshell

I actually think Arteta would’ve done a good job.

So painful to see this

Bobby thought he’d be a good fit 10+ years ago when we had those knackers Rhoder and Souness. The game has moved on pal, you fuckwit, and I think wor Bobby would’ve agreed.

Phwoar. Look at that squad man.