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Get well soon Sir Edward of Howe Even more reason to batter these cunts tomorrow, do it for the gaffer

LETS BATTER THESE CUNTS

SPOILER THAT THIS INSTANT

Cantona’s wrong there like, having the clubs greatest ever manager sitting in the stands home & away, huffing, puffing & scowling whilst a procession of his successors fail in the job he excelled in, is not a good thing Like doing the nasty with your new girlfriend whilst her ex husband and love of her life is sat at the end of the bed staring at you as you struggle to make her squeal If I was Man Utd manager, first thing I would do is banish Ferguson from the ground

Bear with me on this, because it might be hard to believe, but I’m throwing this controversial opinion out there….. it’s possible our expert scouting and transfer team might have done their extensive expert homework on any potential signings and poured over the stats to ensure the player is a worthwhile signing

Ask the National Trust

Aye, they were quick off the mark. Already have their leadership in place Chairman of the Monkwearmouth NUFC OSC: Chris Packets Vice-Chair: M T Seats

I've applied to set up the Monkwearmouth Branch of the Newcastle United Official Supporters Clubs

Any time you feel your pecker starting to droop, just take a look at this and you'll instantly be firm again

When I moved to N Shields from the mean streets of NE6 I was surprised by the NE29'ers using dain't instead of divn't

he’s definitely been pulling it off….

Deeks at them targeted ads, pwoppppa naaaaawty Someone’s cookies include searching for saucy ladies & skimpy outfits….

Is that a Jimmy Savile quote ?

Our varied songbook does get aired in the Corner at home games, it just doesn’t spread around the ground

Can you spoiler the xG nonsense please, it’s a huge trigger for me

Lest we forget.....

You get allocated a random queue position at 10am If you're below 5000 in the queue you should definitely get a ticket. And the lower your queue number the more seats will be available for you to choose from At 7000 in line there's a chance you can get a ticket, so worth hanging on until your turn to check if anything is available

Nevermind their imaginary Boro fwends, I’m most worried about when the Makems forge their unbreakable anti-mag alliance with Carlisle and Berwick They’ll have us hemmed in like the Stalingrad kessel

Depends on the definition of improved He’s taken top quality players and got the best from them at his club e.g. Haaland Is that improving them ?

Did Pep scuttle your lass or summat ?