bobbydazzla

Yes, I’m uncomfortable because I’ve wanked myself dry and broken a few ribs with the ferocity of my laughing

Nah, we don’t want Man City to ease off. They should go for the jugular and put it into double figures.

This is utterly beautiful Not many things in life more satisfying than watching Manchester United get absolutely battered

I’ve got a Hardstaff watching this

What a finish by Miggy. What a ball by Bruno. Am surrounded by a massive pile of claggy Kleenex right now

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, for me it’s a transition season. My realistic view going in to this term was mid table, playing progressive football, bringing in quality signings and ditching the champo plodders. Hopefully have a decent cup run. Which is what we’re doing. Repairing the damage caused by the previous regime will take time. Think where we were this time last year, a shower of absolute shite stinking out the league.

Club recruiting an EA for Eales and Ashworth. Be ITK-tastic in a role like that, get fired for spreading the gossip though. https://www.nufc.co.uk/club/jobs/

He was in Lidl not the local brass house ?

Eddie wants to have a word with him before he goes off the rails, there’s pics circulating on social media allegedly of Sven in Benwell Lidl. Putting his life at risk doing shit like that.

The banks seem to have faith in Castore, even if we're unhappy punters and can't wait to get shot of them

What time does the Shefki Kuqi zone officially start ?

Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. Usually it's on a Friday at 3pm.

Tindall and the back room staff in Jesmond. At first glance I thought it was a reunion for a 90's boy band

Sounds like you're casing the joint to me

That NetJet from East Midlands just caused some movement in my y-fronts

I'll do it for you instead: Todays the day. Lots happening. Keep the faith lads.

For me this is a transitional season, am just going to enjoy the ride and try to remain pragmatic rather than getting het up, even if last night felt like a kick in the knackers. Theoretically we’ve not got the squad to compete with the top teams yet, but even with a weakened side we went toe to toe with the scousers and gave Man City a proper game when they’re blowing most other teams off the pitch. The transformation so far is out of this world and it’s only just the start. We’ve got a great manager, players giving their all and outstanding team spirit. I love it. I’ve got my club back.

We were far too skint to sign him But we can sign him in a heartbeat now That’s the thing with Isak He scores at every ground So he can smash it past your keeper Leave him spent with nowt to offer He scores the goals that hurt you He scores them like they’re nothing Alexsander Isaaaaaaaaaaak, wohhhhhhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Sign me up for an Ivor Novello, a Brit award and a motherfucking Grammy right now

Whatever happens it’s just reassuring to know we’ve got a team of talented industry experts leading our acquisitions and disposals, I’ll put my trust in them to make the right decisions on how much to spend, who to recruit and why. It’s the polar opposite to the previous regime.

We smash our club record signing, Sam's St James Park gigs are happening AND their manager gets poached off Stoke. Oh my days. It's feasible that the fewm on Wearside could be so powerful that their minging little city actually takes off and leaves the atmosphere.

He's been trying to line it up for a year or so, that's for sure Was always going to be harder to get an agreement under the previous regime after he called Ashley a "zero hour contract cunt" or something similar to that. Ashley was very pissed off.