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They scored more goals than us ?

That’s because goals win games, not xG

they’ve got the lowest wages to turnover ratio in the PL

Manchester has already had the Etihad regeneration It has the BBC Newcastle got a white elephant battery factory in Blyth that inevitably went to shit before a single battery was ever made. And we can’t even get enough money to pay for all the paint we need to tidy up the Tyne Bridge Who can I sue about this plan to pump even more money into Manchester ? The cunts in Westminster are Mr Bumble the beadle and Tyneside is Oliver fucking Twist

They’re pyro nonces at Wolves too I fucking hate modern football

Some cunt needs to do summat about them massive LED’s at the Etihad Absolutely no fucking need for such fucking ridiculous shit to be at a sporting event It’s a main course of LED’s with a side dish of football. Why has the world become so fucked up

Eddie would get the best out of my nanna but it doesn’t mean we should sign her

He looked nervy as fuck when the teams lined up He was tweaking out before a ball was kicked and now he’s on a full whitey

Conceding a last minute equaliser at home to the worst team in the league

I just watch streams so I can find a Hot 48 Year Old Housewife In Wallsend, the football is of secondary importance

I blame the stat nonces for turning every player into an algebra equation

In a non-PSR world, why would NUFC not want to spend £100m on a player, or even buy several £100m players ?

Also applies in reverse, the only clubs able to hold onto an exceptional player who has risen in value to £100m would be Chelsea, Man City, Liverpool, Man Utd and Arsenal Everyone else would find themselves in a position where they have to sell, even if they didn’t want to

Ashley also plastered every flat surface at SJP with a Shite Direct logo and NUFC got paid zero for it during most of his reign of cuntishness Is there any other club in the history of the top flight that year after year after year has given away one of their most valuable money making assets for free ? And where were the Premier League’s PSR & APT nonces with their FMV equations when we were getting fuck all for something worth tens of millions ? They didn’t give one solitary fuck, because we were never ever going to be a threat to the cartel

Does she have an OnlyFans account ? Asking for a friend

Amorim pacing around the technical area with the look of a man who’s stood outside the boozer after graft on a Friday night waiting on a black Audi A3 to drop off a bag

Only slight issue with that story is that PSR doesn’t apply to Man Utd

It does beg the question. What represents better value for your hard earned lowey: £20 per game to watch a moribund side go through the motions for a decade £40 per game to watch a side that is challenging for Champions League

The bloke I was sat next to who pays £19 per game felt the club should offer people like him some form of ongoing discount I'm not slagging the bloke off, he was a very nice fella, but he was of the opinion that going straight from 10 year freeze price to standard prices wasn't fair

Article in the ‘Ronnnniiiicurl about season ticket prices going up and NUST reckon there’s 10,000 people coming off long term deals at the end of this season Mad that a penny pinching cunt like Ashley was willing to let so many have a fixed price for a decade in a market where prices were constantly rising and he could have been into some tidy inflationary bunce Says all you need to know about how he was planning to let the club rot

We’re a drinking club with a football problem

I did wish he could have seen how many millions of billions of hours of my life I’ve spent frantically hitting F5 in a tortured state of ADHD hyperfocus just so I could get the chance to pay £45+ for a ticket Was a nice fella, but the gulf in mentality between the haves & have nots when it comes to tickets is wild

Indeedly doodly, I was surprised at how naive he seemed to be about the commercial reality of high demand / limited supply He clearly believed the club should do him a financial favour and continue to keep his ticket price low because he’d already been on a cheap deal for a decade

That’s what he reckoned, £19 per game for a lovely spot with a great view of the pitch Can’t imagine he’s on OAP rates, didn’t look old enough