bobbydazzla

Bayern won on xG though. So it was actually a defeat for Bochum according to the stats

1/2 of the ground can’t see that screen, it’s pathetic But not quite as pathetic as the 28” screen special offer tellys in the concourses though Agreeing a job lot deal with the manager of Currys Silverlink shop was certainly one of the most complex commercial deals Charnley was ever allowed to do

Didn’t go y’day, rare that I miss a game but had other plans Think I’ll only be going again this season if I can get in Strawb Corner Hope the workshop actually achieves something because this season has been awful as a member The ground seating / standing needs reconfiguring Season ticket holders need a rocket up them Members need to be able to choose where they sit

It is indeed, blue home kit, blue away kit Revolutionary

its their away kit innit

City have applied to Premier League for permission to replace grass on the pitch with LED advert floor tiles

Doing shitloads of bugle

not quite up there with Marcelino’s catalogue of injuries yet, but he’s getting close

Probably the same reason we haven’t stepped in and bought all of Brighton’s targets Different clubs, different needs

I’ve seen the lawyers get involved in middle management jobs The actions of a Director of a high profile football club will be far more visible and open to scrutiny

Froggy’s on the wind up man Sat in his yellow & green striped y-fronts dangling juicy maggots

Restrictive covenants / gardening leave are legal agreements. Not just a nod and a wink that they won’t be in contact with their new employer Any commercially sensitive dialogue at all between him and Man U people in relation to his new role will see him banged to rights by the lawyers But you probably already know that and are just on the wind up, you pesky little scamp

Good Lord. Whatever next. Bruno out for 18 months because he’s snapped his banjo string ?

Entrance to all football stadiums denied unless wearing:

- Scrap VAR - 3 subs - If player has a minor injury, go off the pitch for treatment - Ban LED boards - No shirt numbers over 30 allowed - Keepers have to wear 1 or 12 - 50% of stadium capacity is standing - Scrap FFP - New strips every 2 seasons - No music after goals - No announcer shouting players name after goals - Ban jester hats - Maximum 2 mins taking vids / pics on phone in stadium or face lifetime ban - Scrap Europa Conf / League - Bring back UEFA cup - Only food in grounds is pies - Bars in ground close when players are on pitch - No season tickets at NUFC - Away games available to members at NUFC - No ballots - No allocated seating - Fastest dancer competition at 1/2 time - Slow down songs - Fans not allowed to copy other teams songs - Kick off times must allow fans to be able to travel back to home town on train - No over knee socks - No shin height socks - No holes cut in socks - Anyone leaving stand on 35 or 80 mins gets lifetime ban - Less injury time - Teams not allowed to play 3x in 7 days - Maximum squad sizes (incl u18’s etc) - Clive Tyldesley banned - Neville banned from commentating on Man Utd - Carragher banned from commentating on Liverpool - Robbie Savage banned from TV - Maximum sacked manager payout of £500,000 - Stadium attendance figures to be qualified by drone footage of stadium at 20 mins into game - Show all top flight games on telly in UK if available overseas - Players must have surname on shirt, not first name or nickname - Ban any reference to 6’s, 10’s, 8’s, false 9’s, pivots, xG, inverted wingers

Any noisy massive lads fans get forced to work backshift at Nissan on match days marra Management are all undercover Mags

Onana catches the ball without dropping it and Neville is rimming his hoop like he’s better than Gordon Banks

Andy Cuntcliffe

Trippier playing defensive midfielder is like having a new signing

The lack of any crowd noise during the entire game was even worse Could hear the players shouting to each other City might as well cancel having fans in the stadium and just ram every inch of the ground full of LED advertising boards instead

Thought I’d accidentally hit the mute button on the telly remote just then, was absolute silence in the ground