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Look at the tail decals on that plane

Compulsive liars on the Twatter

If we were actually in for him (which I don't think was ever confirmed), maybe he didn't want to sign for us Just because I fancy Michelle Collins and DM her on Insta to see if she wants to go on a date doesn't mean we'll end up sat in The Gunner with a pint of John Smiths each and a packet of ribbed Durex in her purse

0 out of 3. Applying for 2 x tickets in general stadium It's a good job I'm absolutely fucking mega skilled at getting my tickets in the members sale and resale isn't it Or maybe that's why I never get given owt from the ballot. I've been black balled by the ballot for being too talented and having an F5'ing technique that's more rapid than the large hadron collider

Any update on us trying to sign Ryan Giggs ?

I’d go M6 then A69, with a stop off in Haltwhistle for a few laps of the outdoor pool

Can’t wait to play a regen of Brazil’s 1982 side at the Maracana in the next round me like

Whoopsie

hE’s mEXIcaN m8

It's on Twatter so it's about as reliable as.....

It's been like that since the window opened man Journo or some bullshit merchant fake ITK posts some transfer bollocks on the Twatter for clicks n giggles This place assumes transfer bollocks posted by journo or bullshit merchant fake ITK is gospel and expects signing to happen right away Jack27 starts a fred Posters argue with each other over player stats, price, FFP, wages, better alternatives we could sign in that position, why we're not signing a right winger Nothing actually happens as it was always a bollocks transfer story, this place has a collective massive nervous breakdown Journo gets a boost to his Twatter stats, keeps his gaffer happy. Bullshit merchant ITK says their usually watertight sauce has mislead them Repeat ad nauseum until the transfer window SLAMS SHUT

was a last 15 mins stat

I’ve reached the vineguehi strokes stage Ticker appear at the top of N-O and I’ll blow my beans alllllawwwwwwa

Twats being twats on the Twatter Can’t really expect anything else from that putrid cess pit

The person I know who knows the Trippier’s has told me the same as you’ve has been told. Everything is fine, family settled, selling Tranwell pad but buying another house up here etc But the info I got about the school was from a legit sauce who’s not connected to the family, albeit I was told the info a few weeks ago so things can change

Last I heard the Tripps kids weren’t expected back at their usual school in Sept Family box at SJP hasn’t been taken this season House up for sale (although I know it’s been said they’ve bought another round Morpeth way) Creates the impression that summats up behind the scenes

When it comes to transfer bullshit on Twatter, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns—the ones we don't know we don't know. And if one looks throughout the recent history of our club, it is the latter category that don’t get kyboshed by having their own thread created way too early.

no it does not you’re talking codswallop

Dewsbury-Hall is at Chelsea What the fuck If you went into the chill out area at Cobham and slipped a hand down the back of the sofa, you’d find at least 5 or 6 players amongst the crumbs and loose change